Peanuts Begins by Charles Schulz for September 04, 2020

so close, eh, Snoopy?

Oh dear!

“…Dichlorodifluoromethane.”

Sorry Snoop!

True story: My younger sister’s first words were “Damn dog!”

E is for elephant, F is for fox, G is for Giraffe, H is for hippo, I is for Ibex, J is for jaguar, K is for kangaroo, L is for leopard, M is for monkey, N is for nightingale, O is for Ostrich, P is for panda, Q is for quail, R is for rabbit, S is for snake, T is for tiger, U is for unicorn, V is for viper, W is for wildebeest, X is for X-ray tetra, Y is for Yak, and Z is for Zebra.

That’s the same face Metallica made when Jethro Tull won the Grammy

Don’t be sad, Snoopy. You know what D is really for.

After consulting Google for cat breeds:

Devon Rex Cat

Donskoy Cat

Dragon Li Cat

Dwelf Cat.

I don’t know, that last one sounds kind of like an insult. “You dwelf!”

But little Snoopy is so cute!

There’s gonna be big trouble if “S” isn’t for Snoopy.

And to think once upon a time the first reader was about a dog, a little boy and a little girl.

Old quiz. A secretary is taking a letter from her boss:

Boss: “Send this to Mr. Smith. That’s S as in Samuel, M as in mother, I as in India, T as in Tango …”

Secretary: “Excuse me, that’s T as in what?”

Boss: “T as in Tango, H as in Hotel.”

QUESTION: What, if anything, did the secretary do wrong?

Maybe he’ll score when she gets to “S”

#DIsForDisDogIsDeadInside