Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for January 17, 2019

Relax. They didn’t live long enough to become forgetful.

And what’s this pointy stick for?

He hasn’t gone anywhere yet!

In prehistoric times, nature wouldn’t have let him get too far beyond that point.

Check the drawing on the wall. I put it up last night, the wife says.

Coming home is becoming a problem. All these caves look the same.

I suppose this is the beginning of a vegan family.

Another “event boundary” moment.

He could hunt for the answer or gather the clues.

CRS

To “Gather ye rosebuds while ye may,” old time……..

And that was the moment Mitch McConnell decided to get into Politics.

Problem is that he is 35 years old.

That happens to me all the time when I go out to hunt Woolly Mammoths.

Time to hang up the old hunting spear and sit around the fire, boring the rest of the family with stories of your youth.

…to fart, you went out to fart! Ewww! too late.

I prefer to think of it as…oh, never mind.

Neanderthalzheimer’s?

Elk and a pack of arrows

Where did you park your caribou?

18

I hate it when that happens!

I can identify with this. I’m going to have the short phrase, “Wasted Steps,” engraved on my tombstone.

That happens almost every time my wife sends me to the grocery store…

Moose? Elk? Rotarian?

The famous doorway conundrum. For all we know the hunted prey is just outside the cave, but he had to put it down before he entered ….

Reminds me of my Uncle’s house!

I think Wiley got lazy and stole from Pickles

You were looking for Tiger Bait dear.

It’s OK. We found some …

Another Wiley kid – love it!