Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for February 19, 2019

Good idea Nate

Actually that is interesting, now, where does the other one-third come from?

Snap out of it, Teddy!

Huh. There must be a lot of boys born in New Jersey.

Yuck, eggplant

Good morning! I am at the airport right now waiting to get on the plain.

Now have another reason to despise New Jersey.

New Jersey is actually a very beautiful state. Check out Patterson, and the pine barrens. They also have the Jersey Devil.

Wrong answer, Teddy!

Francis’s facts are getting spread. Beware. XD

Looks like mobsters make good fertilizer!

Do you realize the amount of force Nate would have to produce to launch Teddy like that at such close range? Judging by the splatter of the snowball, I would say that the snowball would defiantly have had to been mostly hard instead of soft since it barely splatted on Ted’s head. However, Nate through it hard enough to get Teddy airborne. There are two assumptions we can make about this. 1: Teddy probably has a concussion and would have most likely been knocked unconscious. 2: Nate should become a quarterback.

For those of you who want, I am sending some flowers and a card you can sign to Teddy at his hospital room.

I’m just now asking why Nate hates these facts so much…

I’m at Miami! About to board the plane to The DR

Sorry Teddy.

WHAT! Nobody’s gonna say, “snerk Well that explains a lot about New Jersey”? Well, there ya go. Ye’re welcome.

Way to snap Teddy out of it Nate. Also Quick question-Is the name Teddy short for something?

snerk Well that explains a lot about New Jersey

Wow! The back of Teddy’s head?

I’m at the Dominican Republic! I have a very nice and fancy hotel!

I decided to change my username now …. I’m changing my pic soon idk when

Honestly, I can understand why Teddy thought the fact was interesting.

This factoid isn’t remotely true. NJ is among the biggest eggplant producers in the US but the US grows a tiny amount of eggplants compared to other countries. China alone produces around 300 times as many eggplants as the entire US.

Maybe it was meant to say “in the country” rather than “in the world”.

dude don’t ruen the comic for everyone els buy telling us that

Why didn’t Nate just nail Francis instead?

That IS interesting.

eggplant… wow. if you know you know

Out of curiosity, what IS the other eggplant factoid? I’m curious now

Who cares about eggplants

Don’t encourage him.