That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for December 21, 2018

After Mary Poppins put him in the “friend zone,” the chimney sweep decided to make a move on the cleaning lady.

“I reserved a table for us at that fancy restaurant. We have 10 minutes to get there.”

just a spoonful of sugar, please

“Oh, you’re going to start with your things, you’re going to stain my clothes.”

“Dirty deeds and they’re done dirt cheap.” I’d definitely consider wearing shoes in this household; the kind of place I heard described as one where you open the refrigerator and find dirty fingerprints in the cheese.

He did his impression of Jim Carrey saying, “Smokin!”

And when she said she was not impressed and said that she was not into “Lit’l Smokies,” he was really burned…

“I most certainly will not try out the stove-bed with you, you dirty dog!”

Sorry – but the apprentice is stuck up the chimney, Have you got a long-handled brush?

Early version of The Walking Dead.

“Pardon me, would you have any Grey Poupon?”

Good luck will rub off when ’e shakes ’ands with you.

Dad (in the background): “Jonathan! Quit touching your sister!” Jonathan: “I’m not touching you. I’m not touching you…(Ad nauseum)”

Daaawwwwwwnn, go away I’m no gooooooood for youuuuuuuuuuuu…

" Pardon me, ma’am for grinnin’

But there’s somethin’ needs a pinnin’

There’s a sample of yer linen hangin’ down…"

No, it’s like this… You put your left foot in. You put your left foot out….

Let your fingers do the walking thru the yellow Madges.

Another frat kid about to get ostracized for doing black face at Halloween party.

Apparently presently owned by the Ulyanovsk Art Museum. Not much else out there about this particular painting. there’s a short Wikipedia piece on him.

Black Peter?

Hands off the merchandise!

Chimney sweep: 

https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Firs_Zhuravlev_Chimney_sweep.jpg 

(best viewed by Google Chrome which can automatically translate most pages as necessary) has info and links that point to info about this roughly jumbo envelope size painting.

http://www.artcyclopedia.ru/zhuravlev_firs_sergeevich.htm 

https://vsdn.ru/museum/catalogue/category70186.htm 

http://vsemart.com/russian-genre-painter-firs-zhuravlev/ 

all have info (the first 2 in Russian; again, Chrome can translate) about this artist, perhaps in addition to what’s pointed to by the first URL. So far, 3 works by this artist have appeared here (4 times, including a different caption repeat). 

https://www.gocomics.com/that-is-priceless/2018/11/14?comments=visible 

has the prior (my comment there included the same artist info URLs).

Again, a larger strip image is shown by clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #2106 (December 20, 2018) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment.

Just wondering: what is it with artists who paint big toes as thumbs?

This is one realistic painting with smoke smudges on the wall and old cabinetry. Certainly not prettied up for the rich people to want to buy.

“Gor bloimey, Mary Poppins, ’ave oi got the roight accent?”

“Well if you don’t know where this hand has been, how can you be so sure you don’t want to kiss it?”

You’re no Mike Rowe, Mikhail.

“I washed up just for you, sweetie.”

“scuse me, miss. I’d be ’appy to pick up those turds for you, in return for awipedown.”

i’am here to cleanup your poop, missy.

Votes for women, step in time!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4I-b_GJ4ltk

Just wanted to confirm you wanted me to clean the swimming pool next ma’am.

“You jerk! I just scrubbed this floor and you’re tracking soot all over it!”

“Hey toots, wanna go on a sleigh ride? I’ve got the reindeer double parked on the rooftop next door.”

Prince Charming and Cinderella AFTER the “Ball”….