Scary Gary by Mark Buford for January 02, 2019

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    Dirty Dragon  over 5 years ago

    Places to go, people to see…

    “A little help here? Please??”

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    David Huie Green AmericaIsGreatItHasUs  over 5 years ago

    Even sadder than for the many who die quick deaths here.

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    oldpine52  over 5 years ago

    …I ain’t got no body…

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    Say What Now‽ Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Cruel Gary.

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    Troglodyte  over 5 years ago

    Not kind reducing Travis to a travesty, Gary!

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    Huckleberry Hiroshima  over 5 years ago

    So, this Travis, this head in a jar, still has hopes and dreams. A lesson for everyone: Don’t tell anybody about your hopes and dreams.

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    wildman-al  over 5 years ago

    Poor Travis !

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    Rev Phnk Ey  over 5 years ago

    Don’t cry too much or you’ll fill up your jar and drown.

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    willie_mctell  over 5 years ago

    I thought Gary was better than that.

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    posstockhoarder  over 5 years ago

    Maybe Travis can do some stand up comedy….oh, never mind.

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    Jim G Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Ignore him, Travis. Don’t let him get in your head.

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    Obi-Haiv  over 5 years ago

    Travis just came to a jarring realization.

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    6turtle9  over 5 years ago

    Tears of a clown. Or is that, clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right….

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    Yakety Sax  over 5 years ago

    “Laugh, and the world laughs with you;Weep, and you weep alone.For the sad old earth must borrow its mirth,But has trouble enough of its own.Sing, and the hills will answer;Sigh, it is lost on the air.The echoes bound to a joyful sound,But shrink from voicing care.

    Rejoice, and men will seek you;Grieve, and they turn and go.They want full measure of all your pleasure,But they do not need your woe.Be glad, and your friends are many;Be sad, and you lose them all.There are none to decline your nectared wine,But alone you must drink life’s gall.

    Feast, and your halls are crowded;Fast, and the world goes by.Succeed and give, and it helps you live,But no man can help you die.There is room in the halls of pleasureFor a long and lordly train,But one by one we must all file onThrough the narrow aisles of pain."

    Ella Wheeler Wilcox (5 November 1850 – 30 October 1919)

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  over 5 years ago

    The longer he lives the better chance he has of escaping.

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    Sisyphos  over 5 years ago

    Yeah, right. Happy New Year, Travis.

    Yuk yuk!

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    the humorist formerly known as Hotshot1984 Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Wow, something I expect from Leonard not Gary.

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