Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for December 23, 2018

It’s about time you updated this site, Gocomics! The day is practically over and we all had to wait the whole day and most of the night for a new FA —-AND every other comic on this site.

Old Roger is not dead, he’s just sleeping below the poophole and above the udder.

My dyslexia is kicking in again … mooooo ….

Better off dead said Fred Roger cardinal fruitloop fe fo Barney Fife fern dowser.

Same to you, fellah!

a (flatline) flatfoot patrolman observing (an irregular) a regular beat

SAINT LOUIS MEETS SAINT NICK

Hey, copper! Gedouta my head! Moo? Oh, cr*p; someone shoved me up this cow’s a$$hole and I can’t get out! Help! Someone call Froglandia Rescue and Paramedics!

And turn off that Christmas carol! I hate Christmas carols when I’m up a cow’s, you know?

You don’t need to see our cow’s hind quarters.

These aren’t the hindquarters you want.

Sing along with me.

Follow the bouncing Froot Loop.

He wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside ’er.

Probably not a dusky thrush. I just like the name, so that’s what I’m going to stick with.

Another day, another Lame. Okay, Brass Orchid? (And are you like a floral Maltese Falcon?)

This is about the death of a nefarious police officer?

Fern? Is that you?