Bound and Gagged by Dana Summers for January 19, 2011

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    Edcole1961  almost 14 years ago

    Right after I touch your junk.

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    Charles Evans Premium Member almost 14 years ago

    That’s some health insurance plan you’ve got pal.

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    magnamax  almost 14 years ago

    Wow! Darkeforce, you no sooner spoke it than the last sentence was proven true! You sir, are a prophet!

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    bonnevilledriver  almost 14 years ago

    Sounds about right…a sign of things to come!!

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    Olddog1  almost 14 years ago

    Or, just to calm down a bit, it could be that his weight won’t allow for a scan in the hospital’s machines. It’s not well known, but some patients have to be sent to a zoo because they are too big (as in obese) to have it done in a standard machine.

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    gosfreikempe  almost 14 years ago

    Hey, Edcole, I think I resent that term. Mine aren’t “junk!” :)

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    alan.gurka  almost 14 years ago

    Get a prostate examination and GI series while you’re at it.

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    gosfreikempe  almost 14 years ago

    I think it’s a sad state of affairs when security is more important, and gets bigger budgets, than heatlhcare.

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    lisa4romMpls  almost 14 years ago

    Come on people - this isn’t about the prez - funny toon.

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    syke34  almost 14 years ago

    That’ll make TSA happy.

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    RadioTom  almost 14 years ago

    OBAMACARE!

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    Coyoty Premium Member almost 14 years ago

    Fixation Catchphrase is bad! We must stop Fixation Catchphrase at all cost, or Fixation Catchphrase Associate will win!

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    ponytail56  almost 14 years ago

    Been tempted to go through the pat down and act like it’s a sexual encounter

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    arthurhoule  over 1 year ago

    Scan, then lunch for spare ribs.

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