Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for January 06, 2019

He’s working when he’s watching Fox & Friends; that’s his daily intelligence briefing.

Stupidity briefing

FORTHELUVOFGAWDANDALLTHAT’SHOLYSTUPIDCARTOONISTS !!! Pledge to never ever ……. EVER !!! ……. show Trump semi-naked again. There is not enough bleach period to wipe those images from my eyes !!!

You made one more mistake you have to own; you assumed that The Opponent (aka Satan) is low energy. Far from true…

Every single thing Trump ever accused either Obama of (too many vacations, not being a legitimate president) or every thing he ever accused Hillary of (being careless with classified information, committing crimes) Trump turns out to be ten times more guilty than anything he even accused them of, and Obama and Hillary come out, in the end, being squeaky clean.

Even the ill-famed sloth works harder than Bonespurs, and knows when to keep it’s mouth shut.

That rear end in panel 6 needs to be waaaaaay wider!

Trump is a copy and an image with our Italian Minister of the Interior Matteo Salvini : he never worked , always on Facebook dressed as a policeman (he didn’t served) , almost never seen at the office and as Donny he likes Fascists and Nazis

I detect some Sympathy for the Devil.

Do you really want Trump to do MORE ? Be carefull what you wish for !

Not to worry Mr. Trudeau, some people thought the Rump could become presidential.

But does Satan take advice from Lumpy Hannity and Rusty Lamebrains on how to DESTROY the country?

Really, you should have known. Donald Trump has never had to do anything he didn’t want to do in his whole life. That doesn’t lead to industriousness.

How come Trump doesn’t have some easy to draw emoji like that past presidents? I mean for all you pan him, you give him his own likeness. Odd, that.

Based on all the accomplishments that Pres. Trump has accomplished and in the short time it took him, I can only pray for more “laziness”!

Don’t recall you mocking Obama every damned Sunday

If Trudeau was as smart and clever as he and his snotty pals think he is, he would know that Trump was not the President for a single day of 2016.

Recently, Trump was clutching his pearls after being called a motherf#%ker by a newly elected congresswoman. Meanwhile, Trump used the plural form of the same word for a whole country, China, very recently in reference to trade policy, as in one example, and there are many, many others. Standards are much lower under Trump.

Also nothing about the legion of “best people” who’ve bailed out on him in disgust. But then, this toon only has 8 panels available — way too little space to get into all the resident’s failings and travesties. That’s what Wolff’s Fire and Fury and Woodward’s Fear are for. (I wonder what the title of the next book in the “F” series will be.)

That’s all very nice, except Trump was not President in 2016. He was sworn in on Jan 20, 2017. Want to own that mistake.

Why did I have to see the next to last image while I was EATING BREAKFAST?

Guess what? He’s still the president… for (at least) two more years.

It’s good he plays golf and otherwise goofs off so much, instead of doing more damage to the country and the world.

The Dems are going to scare the Schiff out of crooked liar Trump the incompetent.

He insists on a “wall”that will accomplish absolutely nothing for national security, and lays off or stops paying all the people and agencies that secure our nation, shutting down the government- the part that works. Doing the same thing over again that fails is one thing, sometimes, just doing the wrong thing the first time, is insane enough.

This is your country being run on right wing hot talk hate media.

It is shut down, in chaos, and dysfunctional.

We need to put the sane people back in charge.

Almost there, trudeau. Just one more strip like this one should push the apoplectic left to a TDS level from which no one will recover. The end of this nonsense might be in sight…

As long as the rest of us are finding jobs and working, something that really lagged in the Obama era, I suppose it doesn’t much matter what Trump DOESN’T do. :-)

Could very easily be combined with today’s Dilbert. He’s done tremendous damage so far while being low-energy, slothful, lazy, and apathetic toward most things. Can you imagine how mind-bogglingly destructive he’d be if he were energetic?

Nice mantits. #ew

Meh. It’s good to be the king. Oh, wait….

We could all adjust to the resident’s policies much more easily if the national anthem was played in a minor key.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=104&v=_dVFknALySA (starts at about 1:30)

Gary misspelled “fore” on purpose because Rumpster Dumpster cannot spell.

and I forgot a comma after “purpose”. My bad.

Donald Trumps’ birthday is June 14, 1946. He’s older than the Korean War. How hard is he supposed to work, as President, as a 72 year old man, especially considering that all he really does in office is insult the Democrats and fly around in Air Force One, either to campaign and fundraise for other Republicans, tell more lies or to play golf? If he worked harder he’d just cause more trouble and he’d be on the news even more often. Count your blessings. We’re a heartbeat away from President Pence.

two more years and it’ll all be over

Thanks Joseph (Goebbels).