Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for January 13, 2019

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    Bilan  almost 6 years ago

    It explains why Danae was always late for class.

    Or does it?

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    Watcher  almost 6 years ago

    Better late than never so they say.

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    Superfrog  almost 6 years ago

    Danae could try the “Time is relative” defense.

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    somebodyshort  almost 6 years ago

    By my calculation, correct me if I’m wrong, but I think she’s been getting up an hour early and going to bed an hour early for the last 2 months

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    sirbadger  almost 6 years ago

    Horses are the only animals capable of pooping while walking.

    https://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/afcyve/lady_poops_on_the_floor_in_public/

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    Kind&Kinder  almost 6 years ago

    Hate to be a horse-walker with a pooper-scooper!

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    tripwire45  almost 6 years ago

    As a human being, I don’t find pooping while I’m walking even remotely attractive.

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    magicwalnut  almost 6 years ago

    That’s because you wear underwear. (Don’t you?)

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    JaneCl  almost 6 years ago

    Cows can too.

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    MichaelHelwig  almost 6 years ago

    She just needs to walk on all fours and push really hard.

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    Herb L 1954  almost 6 years ago

    Birds can poop while flying,as my windshield shows ;(

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    Andrew Sleeth  almost 6 years ago

    Correction, Danae: you’re envious.

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    micromos  almost 6 years ago

    TMI

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    Well timing is everything and we seem to time everything. Clocks are over rated.

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    Bruce1253  almost 6 years ago

    Umm. . . You might want to know that Humans poop while sitting. . . .

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    For a Just and Peaceful World  almost 6 years ago

    As a child, summer vacation included guided horseback riding at the YMCA of the Rockies in Estes Park Colorado. Long rides included traversing a very narrow horse trail which crossed a very steep face of a mountain. The sheer drop on the left and the solid rock face on the right meant that there was no escape from the consequences of the horse in front of you suddenly raising its tail and firing its “road apple cannon”.

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    loveabulldesign  almost 6 years ago

    Anyone who has ever cared for horses knows they do, indeed, have clocks, very precisely tuned to feeding times and goodness help you if you are late. They also have precision stopwatches for work.

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    whiteaj  almost 6 years ago

    Now that’s more like it, Wiley.

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    Asharah  almost 6 years ago

    Did her Dad remind her to reset her clocks in November?

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    Linguist  almost 6 years ago

    I have always hated the “Spring forward/Fall back” thing. The happiest times (sic) were when I lived in places that were not bound to this archaic, useless custom. All the years I lived in Arizona, it was a major plus that we didn’t go on DST. Likewise, here in Ecuador, we don’t waste out time trying to save an hour of daylight.

    O.K. Truth be told, this close to the Equator, there’s only a few minutes difference between sunrise/sunset in winter or summer.

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  almost 6 years ago

    Ben Franklin originally merely suggested Parisians change their sleep schedules to save money on candles and lamp oil. The actual time changing happened more recently. For farmers. We are still slaved to it by habit even though very few do it today. Mostly agribusiness. It can actually hurt some people and throws our nocturnal cycle off for months. Better to end it. And while we are doing so just divide the country into only 2 time zones.

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    Bicycle Dude  almost 6 years ago

    DLST was suggested by Ben Franklin as noted by N-G49, but was initiated in the USA during WWII to save coal and other fuels for electricity and was quickly dropped at the conclusion of the war. Then reinstated during to 70’s during the oil crisis, again to save energy generation and consumption.

    Regarding that agribusiness want or need DLST as suggested by N-G49, farmers don’t give a hoot one way or another. They’re going to be out of bed, feeding livestock, plowing and harvesting fields by daylight regardless of what time a clock says. DLST was devised and implemented for the sole purpose saving energy. And given modern appliances and technology DLST, by some studies, actually uses more energy not to mention the toll on our nocturnal cycle and overall health.

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    keenanthelibrarian  almost 6 years ago

    She’s been set right back on her feet, and she thought she was doing so well, too.

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    Richard S Russell Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    “#2: You will never find anybody who can give you a clear and compelling reason why we observe Daylight Saving Time.” —Dave Barry, syndicated humor columnist, “25 Things I Have Learned in 50 Years” (1997)

    And here we are, 22 years later, still without a good reason for our semiannual madness other than “but we’ve always done it this way.”

    I’d really like the USA to adopt the metric system (like the other 95% of the world) and legalize marijuana, but if we can’t even overcome this monumental piece of stupidity (an action that would actually save money as well as time and trouble), we may have abandoned even the pretense of rationality.

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    lindz.coop Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    Only 7 more Sundays on standard time…can’t wait for DST.

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