The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for February 03, 2019

It’s just as well. Those mummies-in-the-ground aren’t worth nearly as much as the pyramid mummies.

Mummies-in-the-box is opening a new burger chain.

He never grew out of the stage of being a mummy’s boy!

He didn’t want his mummy tied up in transportation.

This is why King Tut’s uncommon.

“All we are is dust in the wind”

Brought to you by your friendly, mummy transport service, Tomb N’ Come on!

That truck has an odd sounding horn….. a toot uncommon…. (apologies to Mitchell above)

You should see him bringing his Christmas tree home.

Almost, but not quite, funny.

Never Pharaoh, many people are looking to adopt.

Silly…I wasn’t bone yesterday.

I think I saw these fools at the mattress shop (but I can’t be Serta…)

aaand that’s a wrap

This is the guy whose got mattresses laying all over I95!

Uh oh! We’re out of toilet paper.

’Witnessed a mattress going aloft in the rear-view mirror. Also a fishing boat. Stupid is as stupid does when life sends some a box of mixed chocolates.

If at first you don’t succeed, you’ve got plenty of company.