B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for January 10, 2019

It should be a light bulb clicking on over your head and it’s not as painful.

Ah apple, rotten to the core?

His mind is still cloud-y.

Dolt! You’ve just invented “Gravity!” You COULD have taxed people every moment they stayed Earthbound, you FOOL!

“Gravity! Imagine walking off a cliff and going DOWN!”

Low and behold Appl3 was born but not patented.

So that’s how Steve Jobs invented things!

I thought he’d think of a music company, but I’m older. I don’t need much, all you need is Love

So we bi-passed Newton and went straight to electronics.

What happens on your iPhone, stays on your iPhone.

it was a red apple…if it were a green apple, then maybe you were being invaded by Blue Meanies…

Now, that guy is way, way, way ahead of his time.

The “apple” is the joke here.

How odd that hart never did mp3 jokes in the 70s. They’d have been as plausible then as now.

The iPhone was introduced 12 years ago this week.

“But we ain’t got none dem.”

Gravity has never been as important as music. Music lets us fly, and gravity is such a downer.

I think Galileo had first dibs on the basic law of gravity; until his demonstration dropping iron balls from a tower learned men “knew” that heavy objects fall faster than light ones. Newton certainly deserves recognition for the Laws of motion but the foundation of gravity is Galileo’s.

Imagine if Jobs & Wozniak had named their company Ugli.

I detest Apple and all it stands for…

Disney doesn’t seem to understand that people want all their content in one place. I wonder how many people will be willing to subscribe to their new service and still keep the services they originally got Disney/Marvel content on.

Another glitch in the night educator equipment. He got too much information too soon to use.

If he had been sitting under a fig tree he would have discovered a fig newton.