Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 26, 2019

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    BE THIS GUY  almost 6 years ago

    Pig, can you transfer the miles you’ll earn to Goat?

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    sirbadger  almost 6 years ago

    If you go up high enough, you can see that the world is round.

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    DennisinSeattle  almost 6 years ago

    Pig, you could be visiting “Pigsties of the Rich and Famous”.

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    kaffekup   almost 6 years ago

    There Ain’t No Such Thing As Free Peanuts.

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    hariseldon59  almost 6 years ago

    Most airlines don’t serve peanuts anymore. Too many people with nut allergies.

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    Breadboard  almost 6 years ago

    Pig just go to one of those markets that hand out samples ……. Croc Power !

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    dadoctah  almost 6 years ago

    Pig wants to turn his life around 360 degrees.

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    dwane.scoty1  almost 6 years ago

    Maybe Pigita can spin Pig’s World if he plays his cards right!

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    car2ner  almost 6 years ago

    Like eating an entire pig, just to taste the squeal. (oops, perhaps this is a bad example here)

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    eddie6192  almost 6 years ago

    If that airline ever had free nachos that dumb Pig would never deplane.

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    chris_weaver  almost 6 years ago

    Not just the free peanuts, but the thrill of being an astronaut without the clunky space suit.

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    johndifool  almost 6 years ago

    Guess Pig isn’t a window seat type of person…

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    Goat  almost 6 years ago

    Are the free peanuts really worth the price for the airline tickets?

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    Jeffin Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    I know that you’ve been working for peanuts Pig but you don’t have to any longer. Pay up Steph.

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    Troglodyte  almost 6 years ago

    Pig is nuts!

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    FrankHammond  almost 6 years ago

    No more free Peanuts on Politically Correct Southwest Airlines – just stale pretzels that no one eats.

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    drycurt  almost 6 years ago

    When I’d tell co-workers I was going on vacation, they ask where I was going. I tell them “home.” My goal is always to take a trip somewhere new to me, and make it back home without needing the services of a doctor or lawyer.

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    COOLGARY  almost 6 years ago

    I’m old so, “I’ve flown around the world in a plane” From the song “I Can’t get started with you”, came to mind.

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    WCraft Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    Haven’t been flying in awhile? No more peanuts; some people are allergic!

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    magnus  almost 6 years ago

    The peanuts on airlines really suck now, some moron thought it would be a good thing to put onion powder on them.

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    Retired engineer  almost 6 years ago

    I wonder how many peanuts you could buy for the price of an around the world ticket. Probably enough that they would have to deliver them to your house with a forklift.

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    Kind&Kinder  almost 6 years ago

    As one astronaut said to the other, “There ain’t no such thing as a free launch!”

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    Sisyphos  almost 6 years ago

    Pig must love those really-old Universal movies (at least the intro)!

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    kittysquared Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    Do flights even give out peanuts anymore? Recirculated air and nut allergies are not a good mix.

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    dfrost1  about 4 years ago

    He’s a genius!!! Free peanuts for everyone!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Caedmon The Great  about 4 years ago

    Overnight planes sometimes give you free ice cream bars at midnight and breakfast twice because of time change

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