Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for January 23, 2011
Transcript:
cool! hey, daddy...can I clear the snow off the walkway? pleeeease? sure, danae, that'd be a big help...thanks! whoo hoo! uh...daddy? don't you wonder how she'll be able to do that? no, kate...with danae, ignorance is bliss (shook, shook, shook) fire in the hole!! i just wish it'd last a little longer... parting with delusion is such sweet sorrow
GROG Premium Member almost 14 years ago
You should know better, Dad.
comicgos almost 14 years ago
OMG!
Coyoty Premium Member almost 14 years ago
They’ve got a snow blow-up-er.
x_Tech almost 14 years ago
Wiley, Love the vertical strips! I can scroll down a panel at a time and savor the moment… Then
duck and coverBrockie almost 14 years ago
What a flake…
Sandfan almost 14 years ago
Nice Shakespeare riff, Wiley. Love the dog in the last panel.
thirdguy almost 14 years ago
sandfan, I was thinking exactly both of those things. Good one Wiley!
gedias almost 14 years ago
This is the Danae we all know and love.
Allison Nunn Premium Member almost 14 years ago
Might not be such a bad idea on some of those drifts that are as hard as rocks…. Good one (as usual!) Wiley. So enjoy your strips!
ses1066 almost 14 years ago
Need not be HE, personally I would be thinking of thermite, only then the problem is to get to stop before it hits anything valuable …
dandrew55 almost 14 years ago
Knowing Danae it is a just a small nuke.
freeholder1 almost 14 years ago
As someone once said to Dustin Hoffman: “One word: Platique.”
freeholder1 almost 14 years ago
I guess the term snow blower now has new meaning.
(Yeah, I apologize to coyoty. His was better.)
Gigantor almost 14 years ago
Hey, it sounds like fun to me. Also good for clearing accumulated snow off the roof. Just ask the avalanche patrol.
locoboilerguy almost 14 years ago
Danae got her hands on Jeffry’s science project.
delicado almost 14 years ago
I guess you have to know what “FIRE IN THE HOLE!!” means.
Geldhart75 almost 14 years ago
FIRE IN THE HOLE is shouted by explosives experts and demolition teams before they set off an explosive charge, it basically means “GET OUT OF THE WAY OR THERE WILL BE A FIRE IN YOUR HOLE!”
Nelly55 almost 14 years ago
Kate’s dog has the right idea……..
brace for impact!
Tucker_Storrs almost 14 years ago
Nabuquduriuzhur,
Your wrong, knowing Danae its either C4, thermite like
SeS1066 said or a good old stick of din-o-mite.
HerbertAllen almost 14 years ago
and here I am, wasting time so I don’t have to go out & shovel the snow. Now I have the ambition to go do it … and where did I leave that thermite I mixed up last month?
odeliasimone almost 14 years ago
Danae is quite the tomboy.
benbrilling almost 14 years ago
If Danae ever gets together with Lio, we’ll be in serious trouble.
momazilla almost 14 years ago
“There is no problem that can not be solved by the careful use of explosives.” Bert Gummer.
Destiny23 almost 14 years ago
Sure Dad, you saved all the effort of shovelling the snow. But now you have to put the house back on its foundation.
Allan CB Premium Member almost 14 years ago
Hmmm so THAT’S what I felt at Steeles / Warden in Toronto today … Danae was ‘clearing’ the snow. hmmm
Justice22 almost 14 years ago
Lubbit!
dsom8 almost 14 years ago
@sayhowURfeelingB4URgone - Is that a serious argument?
I suspected sarcasm but never saw the end-tag.
cpb124 almost 14 years ago
Has Danae been hanging out with Lio?
bmonk almost 14 years ago
The difficulty of accomplishing work is inversely proportional to the glee with which it is approached.
And High Explosives always reduce it by at least 50%.
jeffreybradmc almost 14 years ago
The wicked little witch, of non sequitur, strikes again.
Joseph Krois almost 14 years ago
Snow on the walk?… Best stay inside… No need for a walk… Let the season abide… Will too soon be spring… And all will be well… With no need for an act… Leaving such a sulphuric smell…
JP Steve Premium Member almost 14 years ago
Maybe Danae just made friends with Alice…
http://www.gocomics.com/culdesac/2011/01/16
jnik23260 almost 14 years ago
She probably got the explosives from Lio. Or maybe the Gravesytes.
NordicFlame almost 14 years ago
Wow! The only front door in the world that opens INWARD! :o)
Of course, she wouldn’t be able to get outside otherwise. “Creative freedom” I guess…
david carlson almost 14 years ago
No doubt about it, THIS is the girl for Calvin!
dsom8 almost 14 years ago
Nordic, where are you that your front doors open outward?
bmonk almost 14 years ago
Anywhere in Blizzard country, there are doors that open inward. Some places have one of each–outward in case there’s a fire; inward in case three feet of snowdrift is against the door.
It means you have to be careful–you can’t just run into a door and expect it to let you out.