Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for January 16, 2019

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    enigmamz  over 5 years ago

    Yeah, but now you have to buy a new clock. That’s more trouble than getting out of bed on time!

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    Farside99  over 5 years ago

    But baby it’s cold outside.

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    awgiedawgie Premium Member over 5 years ago

    No snooze button on an analog clock.

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    jpayne4040  over 5 years ago

    Why do people even buy alarm clocks if you’re not going to listen to them?

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    Troglodyte  over 5 years ago

    Yes, just hit it hard, as in REAL hard!

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    jagedlo  over 5 years ago

    You would have thought that he would have one of those alarms that wake you gently so that he could ease into the day…

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    assrdood  over 5 years ago

    Exactly what I feel like doing to mine!

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    fuzzbucket Premium Member over 5 years ago

    How old are you, Wiz? I think you’ve earned the right to sleep late.

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    Plods with ...™  over 5 years ago

    … hard.

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    WCraft Premium Member over 5 years ago

    “…I got you Babe…”

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    BiathlonNut  over 5 years ago

    The best alarm clock is a kiss from the one you love. Makes waking up a sheer pleasure.

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    David Huie Green AmericaIsGreatItHasUs  over 5 years ago

    What good is power if you don’t use it frivolously?

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    cuzinron47  over 5 years ago

    I thought Henry was the alarm clock since he ate the rooster.

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    saddletramp1873  over 5 years ago

    buy em in bulk.

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    Iwa Iniki  over 5 years ago

    The Wizard can fix anything, except clocks.

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    Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member over 5 years ago

    About 8 hours ago Mudd said,

    WOW,colors. :) Peace.

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