Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for January 08, 2019

Banana nana bo bana banana…

A dung beetle walks into a bar.

Bartender says, “Pull up a stool.” ….

“Funny” strange is good too.

BFG

Frog Applause?

Gosh, with those two, I thought it was “Hooters.”

No, really.

These two are always drinking, saying “Owl drink to that!”

Good night, wherever you are Teresa!

Standards and Practices, making their final stand.

Don’t make me laugh.

Who?

“A wise old owl lived in an oak.The more he saw the less he spoke.The less he spoke the more he heard.We should be like that wise old bird!”

Okay, then, why don’t you try something lame? Like all of us down here.

Take my wife. Please. Her cooking is so bad, when we go on a picnic, I gotta bring Tums for the ants. I’m tellin’ ya, I don’t get no respect.

Geez, talk about lame.

My Favorite Part™ was the quotation marks (and the period outside thereof).

Funny is as funny does.

I miss 3 Hour. I miss his wonderful prose.

Remove all meaning from the sounds you’re making. Then and only then can they become funny. Alternatively, listen to people speaking in a language you do not understand. Bring popcorn.

Pickets Fence in the Owling(h).

Ha!

Maybe that owl has a prey pellet lodged in his throat.

Hey watch it! You’re getting your persiflage in my liminality!

Red and Rover expose a snowman’s greatest fear, Dilbert skewers corporate artwork, and Frog Applause indulges in a little self-deprecation. https://www.gocomics.com/comics/editors-top-five/2019/01/08

Give a hoot, don’t pollute Froglandia.

Are we certain those are owls? They could be talking fence-post slats.

How many licks does it take to get to the Lame center of a Frog Applause cartoon?

them’s talon you, they’s wasn’t them’s hoo-hoo-hooooo done any phunny stuff

Wow. Reading Frog Applause is better than Waiting for Godot! (Eat your heart out, Samuel Beckett.)

No humor? Who gives a hoot.

This is Froglandia, proud home of the world’s lamest cartoon strip!

Keith Moon once walked into the lobby of an expensive hotel listening to his band’s latest output on a cassette player; “will you turn off that noise?!” exclaimed the concierge.

Moon proceeded to destroy most of the furnishings in the lobby, finally shoving the tape player into the concierge’s face and stating, “THAT was noise, this is the ’Oo!”

Have a cigar, you’re going far.. my White Owl Cigar makes me owly… by the way which one is pink? mylung was hanging out of my throat, it’s sooooooo funny…..interesting but not funny!

No nothing? AOWLOUD.

Yes, we feel the love.

—And, it does not get funnier with age….

Then say something funny in frowlg language dummy. WHOO you callin dummy, dummy.