Bloom County 2019 by Berkeley Breathed for January 13, 2019

Nancy Pelosi, I presume.

I was hoping for something funnier today. Oh, well….

He found new life with Nancy after he lost his true love, Janet Reno.

The cadaverous lich?

Not my favorite politician, but I’ll take her over Paul Ryan.

Rosie the Riveter

The Notorious RBG.

She’s smart; she’s strong; she’s well-spoken, she has ovaries/guts; she’s self-assured; she can be gentle, loving, and cheerful. The whole package. Someone both genders could hold up as an example.

Cute as a broken button. And, dumb as a rock.

One assumes Mr. Breathed means cute in the same sense as a pod of young Orcas playing catch with a hapless seal before they rip it to pieces and eat it…

Ah, gavel-based masochist eroticism. Did Masters and Johnson get around to this one? I forget.

Well, Nancy DOES have tiny’s teeny-tiny thing in a vice…

RBG is 85…

Why not both? Cute AND fierce!

Politicians need to be “effective” not “cute” or “popular”! Pelosi has been effective and will be effective, again. McConnell, though I “dislike” his actions intensely, has been extremely effective, throughout his career. Just for the record, MOST of what the Right has joyously attributed to the actions of Donald John Trump has ACTUALLY been the result of the machinations of McConnell! McConnell is effective – the nicest thing that can be said about Trump is that he is an inept, ineffective buffoon.

Opus, will you PLEASE lose the unnecessary tighty-whities? Ugh.

Opus, about that hammer. Use it or lose it!

Abby will provide you with the necessary brain-power….

or the Notorious RBG?

Fierce AND cute!!

I have really and truly loved Bloom County and Outland for years. A part of my daily routine that brings me happiness. Right now, however, the political scene is so highly charged and ridiculous that irony needs little or know creative enhancement…. or something like that…