Close to Home by John McPherson for January 19, 2019

Indeed !

Well, it pays the bills.

a noble profession

Kind of like saying your son the Chiropractor is a medical doctor?

At least he had the decency to put some clothes on her.

Bleeb was polite enough to stay out of the thought bubble. What a well mannered alien.

A strong 78% were in favor of “shaking it”, while only 42% favored “dropping it down low”.

Is she performing in Kraków?

Good save. This could be too polarizing.

Linda’s mother should be in politics. She can turn rump roast into Beef Wellington!

Or that your medical doctor isn’t a drug pusher. Although he is…