Not a crank or prank call. But this guy is lucky he has just gotten started and is working on his first piece. if he isn’t killed for it I will begin to doubt. But maybe he will just torture him but leave the killing to give to his targets.
How dangerous is this guy? WE know he can bash people assault and battery. But can he really murder? No doubt some people wonder why I am saying such things. He becomes more dangerous if he leaves a trail of bodies over a trail of battered, but alive people.
Neil Wick over 5 years ago
Good morning™, shocked pizza partiers!
He might have known that the real owner of the pizza would show up. I hope there’s some left.
AnyFace over 5 years ago
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] over 5 years ago
Not a crank or prank call. But this guy is lucky he has just gotten started and is working on his first piece. if he isn’t killed for it I will begin to doubt. But maybe he will just torture him but leave the killing to give to his targets.
Johnny Q Premium Member over 5 years ago
And now he’ll be Splitface’s dinner!
finkd over 5 years ago
I’m glad he enjoyed his last meal.
HarryCK over 5 years ago
Good morning™, pizza poachers !
You’re workin’ for me now, kid ! I think he will use the homeless guy as a means to his end, or Zelda’s.
jonahhex1 over 5 years ago
Methinks somebody just unexpectedly had their “LAST MEAL”……
incognito over 5 years ago
Still think my line yesterday was better ;)
therese_callahan2002 over 5 years ago
I’ve heard of Death By Chocolate, but Death By Pizza?
iggyman over 5 years ago
He is going to be so sorry he stole that pizza!
MJ Premium Member over 5 years ago
“Woot” and “Ulp.” Expressions I need to use more often.
jrankin1959 over 5 years ago
“Here y’go, dude… for some reason, I’ve lost my appetite…”
Don Bagert Premium Member over 5 years ago
Doesn’t look like pepperoni to me.
kantuck-nadie over 5 years ago
Why do I hear the sound of bricks hitting the ground behind the homeless guy? ;)
brackishboy over 5 years ago
Shouldn’t that be “our” dinner?
Jonathan K. and the Elusive Dream Girl over 5 years ago
From the style of type and shape of the dialogue balloon, it looks like Haf and Haf is doing the talking today.
buckman-j over 5 years ago
Hopefully they don’t take a selfie like those idiots on the TV pizza commercial. Now that’s ugly
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] over 5 years ago
How dangerous is this guy? WE know he can bash people assault and battery. But can he really murder? No doubt some people wonder why I am saying such things. He becomes more dangerous if he leaves a trail of bodies over a trail of battered, but alive people.
GoComicsGo! over 5 years ago
For some reason I really like the artwork today, especially the second panel.
harkherp over 5 years ago
Pizza thief looks like a Bolshevik !
Ray Toler over 5 years ago
A real Minit Mystery:
https://www.gocomics.com/inspector-dangers-crime-quiz/2018/12/31
ChucklinChuck over 5 years ago
I would’ve thought that guy’s fave was Dumpster-Grease Pizza.
BreathlessMahoney77 over 5 years ago
There is a Marxist tone to today’s strip, intentionally or not. The times they are a-changing.
Sisyphos over 5 years ago
Pizza Thief is going to have the worst case of indigestion ever! “Last thing he sees” ain’t too pretty, and is even less forgiving, times three!