B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for January 22, 2019

Yep, sounds about right!

Rock solid advice..

Don’t bother with him – he’s probably stoned.

Yup. Advice is cheap and worth every penny.

Don’t take him for granite, that rock may be jade.

Well, then, I won’t ask for advice from Charlie Brown during Hallowe’en!

No. It’s “Never stand downhill from a guy leaning on a large loose boulder.”

I get the feeling he doesn’t really like being in the advice business.

When our accountant moved into an office on College Boulevard with Queen Anne furniture I told him we couldn’t afford him anymore and we took our business somewhere else.

What if he offers you an embroidered hat?

Next time ask a boulder question.

But if you take that advice, you won’t take that advice.

(Besides, what if it’s a REALLY nice rock?)