Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for January 24, 2019

so close

@Number Three Today’s strip IS funny , our suffering from yesterday’s binge Hero Mr Andrew Capp raised poor Flo’s hopes that he would stop guzzling beer , only to dash them again in his next statement that he would stop boozing till opening time:o( right? , my avatar today is of a lion smoking a cigarette , which reminds me that although my Zodiac sign is Leo I have not smoked or wanted to a coffin nail since the 25th September 2017 , how was your day? ours should be calm I hope and since it has not stopped raining all for most of the time I won’t have to water our front and back gardens :o) welcome back and take care pal.

The college-time cure for a hangover – stay drunk!

Positively, absolutely maybe!

He’d take a job before giving up booze.

The hair of the dog that bit you, eh?

ahhhhh cmon flo you knew it was tooo good to be true!!! its likea fish giving up water!!

“The doc told me t’ cut down on booze so l got another opinion. ‘E said l should also ’elp me missus oot wi’ the ’ousework!”

Before Andy goes to the bar in the great beyond they will have to beat his liver to death.

He’s on his way to the fridge and the six pack.

@Andrew Capp

I’ve known more old drunks than old doctors.

Andy’s Theme Song:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZ7j292Y_Cw

@Fan o’ Lio.

“Good to see yer, lad. ’Ow’s Texas these days? It’s a luvly State.

Oddly enough, l was also in a luvly state last Saturday night after downin’ 18 pints in the Riveter’s Arms!"

“*Number Three* must be at the bingo.

If you see Flo, tell ‘er l’m gettin’ me dinner in The King’s ’Ead!"

@Fan ’o lio.

“Be seein’ you, lad.”

;o)

Don’t get your hopes up, Flo.

Do you suppose Flo has ever wondered how far her broom handle would fit up Andy’s red nose?