Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 31, 2019

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    BE THIS GUY  almost 6 years ago

    Pig, never underestimate the evil of rooms. I have known rooms that have hidden wallets and keys just for the sadistic pleasure.

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    SonicFan91  almost 6 years ago

    Really

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    alaskajohn1  almost 6 years ago

    And don’t forget your Roomba.

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    x_Tech  almost 6 years ago

    Maybe Rat was dusting his broom.

     

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oW0CilI_ikc

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    DennisinSeattle  almost 6 years ago

    Why can’t a room just stay dusted, after you’ve dusted it once? No fair!

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    alasko  almost 6 years ago

    “All we are is dust in the wind” – Kansas.

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    B UTTONS  almost 6 years ago

    Rat, time to hire Amelia Bedelia. She’s a pro at dusting and changing household things.

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    Breadboard  almost 6 years ago

    Pig you should know by now not to bother Rat during Beer drinking time ! ….. Croc Power !

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    Troglodyte  almost 6 years ago

    Go easy on the beer, Rat.

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    the lost wizard  almost 6 years ago

    Looks like there might be a dust-up between Pig and Rat.

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    mjb515  almost 6 years ago

    All that dust is bits of you, Rat. The room is not responsible.

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    SusieB  almost 6 years ago

    That’s the thing about cleaning, it’s never truly done….

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    wllilly1960  almost 6 years ago

    …Got Brian Wilson’s cellie, Rat?

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    garcoa  almost 6 years ago

    I see clothes on the floor – maybe some other housework is in order too.

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    Diat60  almost 6 years ago

    For dust you can depend on, get a black glass TV stand and put it near a window. It’s the dust that keeps on giving. Another bad decision.

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    prrdh  almost 6 years ago

    That room is not restin’. It’s dead. “Dust to dust…”

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    Al Nala  almost 6 years ago

    Slooooooooooooooooooooooooooow day at the drawing table.

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    ayespin  almost 6 years ago

    I thought in Kansas it would be the “whirlwind.”

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    walstib Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    “Ashes to ashes and dust to dust, show me a woman that a man can trust” – Luckily I found one.

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    chris_weaver  almost 6 years ago

    That room will just have to learn to dust itself!

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    8ec23d5228da33aa2115003c92d0fe83  almost 6 years ago

    Dust becomes dirt. Things grow in dirt.

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    Altar_Ego  almost 6 years ago

    From dust we were formed and to dust we will return—-I don’t dust cause it may be someone I once knew ;-)

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    Sisyphos  almost 6 years ago

    Well, somebody’s mocking somebody here! Pig?

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    mauser7  almost 6 years ago

    Don’t mind vacuuming or doing dishes (even by hand), but I hate to dust. You dust and the next day you have to dust again. I DO IT, but I don’ have to like it.

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    Gamer  almost 6 years ago

    The room’s already in it’s room, which is it self

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