Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for January 30, 2019

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    juncarlo  almost 6 years ago

    Hopefully he doesn’t have stones in the kidney because it could hail.

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    enigmamz  almost 6 years ago

    Hey! I can see a face in that cloud!

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    The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    He who reigns must sit upon the throne.

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    swanridge  almost 6 years ago

    Just go find an open convertible car and park above it for a while.

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    PO' DAWG  almost 6 years ago

    Mr. Cumulonimbos feels that rumble in his stomach.

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    Stephen Gilberg  almost 6 years ago

    Reminds me of “Rocko’s Modern Life,” when a cloud was trying to bring snow by chugging beer.

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    munjone  almost 6 years ago

    The length of a minute depends on which side of the bathroom door you are on.

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    pcmcdonald  almost 6 years ago

    Light sprinkles first.

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    cuzinron47  almost 6 years ago

    That’s what happens when you wait until the last minute. Especially after drinking that 12-pack.

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    WoodTrail  almost 6 years ago

    Hopefully the weather report is wrong.

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    Earthling Premium Member about 2 years ago

    Go outside and use the garden

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