Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for January 31, 2019

got a third witness, Andy and Chalkie?

It jumped him!!!

@Number Three Today’s strip IS funny , as usual our Hero Mr iAndrew Capp is so drunk that when he hit the lampost Andy thought that he was bashed by somebody , at least his pal Mr White (Chalkie) is a bit clearer about what happened :o) right? my avatar today is what teachers really mean when they write a report card , how was your day , ours is going to be hectic like our Thursdays usually are with lots of errands, take care pal.

Arrest that lamppost officer! And it is spelled with two p’s.

A lamppost assaulted a dim bulb…

Andy walked right into that one!

Ask the lamp post how it’s flowers are growing.

“The council are replacin’ all the lamp posts in No6’s street right noo so today’s strip is a sore subject cos ’e works nights.”

Was the street light out? Or was it lights out for Mr. Capp?

@Andrew Capp

I sympathize with our friend Number Six. I worked nights for many, many years and usually could sleep during the day without problems … except … for the time when the CIty decided to put in a sewer system and was excavating and laying the sewer pipes. Everything went well until they got to the front of my house, where they encountered solid bedrock. The engineering geniuses worked in front of my house, digging and drilling for two months !

At least the lampost kept Andy out of the canal.

Andy is still lit from the lamp.

@Linguist.

“When your luck’s oot it’s oot!”

I vote Chalkie saw the opportunity and sucker punched Andy and is laying the blame on the light post.

Lamposts are jerks.

No wonder dogs pee on them!

xxx

@Afficionado

Chalkie is the smartest one out of both of them. Only a little bit though because have you seen how dumb he is at pub quizzes?

I still have my school reports and good attendance certificates.

Wish me Luck for bingo tomorrow.

That must be one nasty lamp post!

Loved Andy Capp when it was in the Columbus dispatch!

“It just jumped out of the alley at me, officer…”