A fellow’s walking along in the English countryside, and he sees a letter carrier running toward the fence as fast as he can, chased by a bull. The postman just barely makes it over the fence, letters flying, as the bull runs up to it, snorting.
“’e almost got you that time,” said the man who watched it.
“’e almost gets me every time!” panted the postie.
kmccjoe1 over 4 years ago
He couldn’t bear the excitement.
crookedwolf Premium Member over 4 years ago
Nothing like brisk cardio followed by a refreshing dip!
Tentoes over 4 years ago
Careful! Bears can swim.
AndrewSihler over 4 years ago
Where did the bear come from? Or was the cat trying to say “bear” but “bird” came out instead? (Freudian slip, perhaps?)
Kip W over 4 years ago
A fellow’s walking along in the English countryside, and he sees a letter carrier running toward the fence as fast as he can, chased by a bull. The postman just barely makes it over the fence, letters flying, as the bull runs up to it, snorting.
“’e almost got you that time,” said the man who watched it.
“’e almost gets me every time!” panted the postie.
MCProfessor over 4 years ago
Most bears would jump right in after them.
rgcviper over 3 years ago
FA-SPLOOSH … what an international sound to that dive.