Frazz by Jef Mallett for February 09, 2019

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    whahoppened  almost 6 years ago

    And so amazing that our legs are exactly the right length to reach the ground!

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    mddshubby2005  almost 6 years ago

    Unless you’re Arthur Dent – the only person in history clumsy enough to fall and miss the ground. #hitchhikers

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    Kind&Kinder  almost 6 years ago

    I’d say that’s a slippery slope, but it’s on the level.

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    jpayne4040  almost 6 years ago

    It’s funny to watch too.

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    landyk  almost 6 years ago

    That was me coming back from the mail box yesterday. I know it would have made a great you tube fail video.

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    LadyPeterW  almost 6 years ago

    In 8th grade, my friend fell up a flight of stairs and broke her tailbone!!! Thus proving that you CAN fall UP a flight of stairs and that a prat-fall on the stairs is incredibly painful and humiliating…as you finish your year carrying a doughnut pillow around with you, or face standing in the back of the room in every class.

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    sandpiper  almost 6 years ago

    But it might be fun if gravity was light enough to allow us a little bounce instead of a hard impact.

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    cervelo  almost 6 years ago

    We evolved in part as a result of our earth’s gravity, not the other way around. If our earth was much more massive, we likely wouldn’t have elephants.

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    TheBigPickle  almost 6 years ago

    “It’s an amazingly perfect range” that happened randomly… yeah right…

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    Fido (aka Felix Rex)  almost 6 years ago

    Like I tell my middle school physics students — gravity is weak as heck but always wins in the end.

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    Richard S Russell Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    Of the 4 forces of nature — strong nuclear, weak nuclear, electromagnetism, and gravitation — the latter is by a huge margin the weakest. In doing a simple chinup, my mere chemically powered muscles are able to offset the gravitational attraction of an entire planet.

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  almost 6 years ago

    Frazz15 hrs ·

    One of my favorite bits of jargon from my hang gliding days is the “gravity storm.” Sometimes your lift disappears, or you just can’t find it, and you just can’t stay in the air. You got caught in a gravity storm. Which isn’t the worst thing. You’re flying a hang glider, not a rock. But since the whole point is to stay up, it’s nice to blame the early landing on the idea that gravity can have whims just like the wind can.

    And much as you hate those premature landings, you have to appreciate that when conditions no longer support your plan, the default is to return to earth.___________N.B. The gravity storm, I’ve found, is not limited to endeavors of flight. I’ve experienced it on hilly bicycle rides and even runs. Whatever it is that happens to my hips in certain swims, I can’t tell for sure if that’s a gravity storm or an anti-buoyancy current.

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    Concretionist  almost 6 years ago

    Gravity is indeed one of the weak forces. Now the force holding the nucleus of the atom together: That’s strong!

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    asrialfeeple  almost 6 years ago

    That can sure make you slip up.

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