Not all “cyclists” are like Jeff. In fact, speaking as someone who rides a bicycle often, I don’t believe I’ve met any like him. Of course I don’t live on the same street as Rat and Pig. It has been my experience that most of the people who don’t worry about the environment because “The Rapture” drive pickup trucks or SUVs (and some are rude to cyclists).
Priest explained to us kids what Heaven was like. I prefer Hell. Being in Heaven is like being on crack for eternity as I understand it. Not a druggie.
Well now, if the afterlife (ha ha ha) were to be divided into departments, I would be content with Rock’n’Roll Heaven. You know they’ve got a hell of a band.
I am hating cyclists more and more lately. It’s one thing when the pack of them are riding side by side and there are two lanes. But it really burns my a$$ when it’s one lane, they’re riding side by side taking up the whole lane and cars are stacking up behind them with no where to pass, and there is a bike lane that they’re ignoring.
The manner in which they ignore traffic and traffic laws here should produce a very steady stream of them to their afterlife destinations, wherever that may be.
i’d rather spend an eternity with a bunch of cyclists in weird spandex gear than christian zealots. plus, as a hetero male, replace fit male cyclist with fit female cyclist and see if opinions change.
BE THIS GUY over 5 years ago
Hell has better people.
SonicFan91 over 5 years ago
I hat at guy
alaskajohn1 over 5 years ago
Be careful, Jef, or Rat will rupture your rapture.
sirbadger over 5 years ago
He should practice his Evel Knievel jumps. Rat could setup a ray of light and heavenly music and say “Jump towards the light.”
finkd over 5 years ago
Don’t worry, Rat. You weren’t going to Heaven anyway.
the lost wizard over 5 years ago
I thought those guys just got recycled.
Troglodyte over 5 years ago
Jef can Eff off, for all I care!
Yontrop over 5 years ago
Not all “cyclists” are like Jeff. In fact, speaking as someone who rides a bicycle often, I don’t believe I’ve met any like him. Of course I don’t live on the same street as Rat and Pig. It has been my experience that most of the people who don’t worry about the environment because “The Rapture” drive pickup trucks or SUVs (and some are rude to cyclists).
Kind&Kinder over 5 years ago
As Shaw says in “Don Juan in Hell”, hell has all the _interesting _ people! Playing the harp gets pretty boring.
dwane.scoty1 over 5 years ago
Don’t worry, Pig! This is your year! Go for for broke! Be a Hero in Hong Kong!
Breadboard over 5 years ago
Raise your right hand …. Take off your hat …. Croc Power !
jimchronister2016 over 5 years ago
Does this not remind you of Sarah huckleberry Ha!!!
YippiKiAyMofo over 5 years ago
I never imagined Heaven being so pretentious.
NeedaChuckle Premium Member over 5 years ago
Priest explained to us kids what Heaven was like. I prefer Hell. Being in Heaven is like being on crack for eternity as I understand it. Not a druggie.
Andrew Sleeth over 5 years ago
See ya’ there, Jef!
wrd2255 over 5 years ago
Actually there are others there. The cyclists are separated into a room called Smug Heaven so they think they’re the only ones.
8ec23d5228da33aa2115003c92d0fe83 over 5 years ago
Those guys have legs like tree trunks. Also fearless to go out in the middle of today’s drivers.
aerotica69 over 5 years ago
Well now, if the afterlife (ha ha ha) were to be divided into departments, I would be content with Rock’n’Roll Heaven. You know they’ve got a hell of a band.
ArtyD2 Premium Member over 5 years ago
Book of Revolution per minute
aimlesscruzr over 5 years ago
I am hating cyclists more and more lately. It’s one thing when the pack of them are riding side by side and there are two lanes. But it really burns my a$$ when it’s one lane, they’re riding side by side taking up the whole lane and cars are stacking up behind them with no where to pass, and there is a bike lane that they’re ignoring.
Egrayjames over 5 years ago
In case of The Rapture…….Parties at my house!!!!
Stocky One over 5 years ago
That biker looks like a pedalphile…
Snolep over 5 years ago
I agree with Sartre. Hell is other people.
redback over 5 years ago
it’s nature’s way of taking them out of the way, so other people can live in peace
Popcorn over 5 years ago
So,that is the “end” of the “life cycle?” Lol
COL Crash over 5 years ago
Contrary to the popular opinion, the rapture is an individual experience when we die.
aldorod over 5 years ago
“Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.”
WCraft Premium Member over 5 years ago
I knew this one would stir up controversy…
Cminuscomics&stories Premium Member over 5 years ago
My preacher says we are in the last days of the Last Days. He was quoting his great grandfather.
Holden Awn over 5 years ago
The manner in which they ignore traffic and traffic laws here should produce a very steady stream of them to their afterlife destinations, wherever that may be.
Cameron1988 Premium Member over 5 years ago
Jef is a bigger egotistical jerk than Rat. Whoda thunk?
cooganm Premium Member over 5 years ago
Don’t wanna go to heaven; won’t know anyone there.
Snoots over 5 years ago
bwaahahahahaa. And the sad thing is… this reflects reality.BAD DWAGON!!! (No.. really…)
DCBakerEsq over 5 years ago
Think of all the people you’ve ever known.
Now, think of them being in Heaven.
Still a believer?
Leojim over 5 years ago
Unfortunately all the cyclists I have met, that is the ones that wear the tighties, they are all arrogant jerks.
Altar_Ego over 5 years ago
Eschatology; it’s not the end of the world, oh wait, it is…. never mind
zeexenon over 5 years ago
Not only does he have a numb groin, he has a numbskull.
BubbleTape Premium Member over 5 years ago
i’d rather spend an eternity with a bunch of cyclists in weird spandex gear than christian zealots. plus, as a hetero male, replace fit male cyclist with fit female cyclist and see if opinions change.
bobdingus over 5 years ago
Funny how vegans and cyclists trigger so much defensiveness.
jbruins84341 over 5 years ago
And will God then perfect the carbon-fiber frames to make them last as long as a steel frame? Oh, wait, even God is bound by natural laws.
Charlie Tuba over 5 years ago
Good news for me and the LACBC!
KEA over 5 years ago
Ever notice that anyone planning on going to heaven isn’t planning on leaving any time soon?
Bobbers Premium Member over 5 years ago
Aren’t only natural, organic fabrics allowed in heaven?
garysmigs over 5 years ago
Cyclists aren’t too bad; they taste a lot like chicken but I suggest pressure cooking.
Gamer over 5 years ago
Rat wouldn’t go to heaven anyway.
Sisyphos over 5 years ago
Jef the Cyclist is way too full of himself. Ugh! And, he has been following False Prophets.
Sassy bicyclists in tight cycling outfits are going to the Other Place!
dwkiser28603 over 5 years ago
I can’t believe that HELL sounds more enjoyable!
chris_weaver over 5 years ago
Because everyone knows that Jesus Himself rode into Heaven on a ten-speed!
neatslob Premium Member over 5 years ago
Keep on thinking traffic lights and stop signs don’t apply to you and you might get there sooner than you expect.
beegwoop over 5 years ago
Didn’t he already think he was god, or has he become modest? Answer: he is not modest. He meant when he dies, the rapture will come
Totally Not a Killer Dolphin about 3 years ago
Don’t worry, Rat. YOU won’t.
robertiris about 2 years ago
Do clouds make good bicycle lanes?
joegee over 1 year ago
I hate when I have to agree with Rat.