Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for February 07, 2019

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    BE THIS GUY  over 5 years ago

    Hell has better people.

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    SonicFan91  over 5 years ago

    I hat at guy

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    alaskajohn1  over 5 years ago

    Be careful, Jef, or Rat will rupture your rapture.

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    sirbadger  over 5 years ago

    He should practice his Evel Knievel jumps. Rat could setup a ray of light and heavenly music and say “Jump towards the light.”

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    finkd  over 5 years ago

    Don’t worry, Rat. You weren’t going to Heaven anyway.

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    the lost wizard  over 5 years ago

    I thought those guys just got recycled.

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    Troglodyte  over 5 years ago

    Jef can Eff off, for all I care!

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    Yontrop  over 5 years ago

    Not all “cyclists” are like Jeff. In fact, speaking as someone who rides a bicycle often, I don’t believe I’ve met any like him. Of course I don’t live on the same street as Rat and Pig. It has been my experience that most of the people who don’t worry about the environment because “The Rapture” drive pickup trucks or SUVs (and some are rude to cyclists).

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    Kind&Kinder  over 5 years ago

    As Shaw says in “Don Juan in Hell”, hell has all the _interesting _ people! Playing the harp gets pretty boring.

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    dwane.scoty1  over 5 years ago

    Don’t worry, Pig! This is your year! Go for for broke! Be a Hero in Hong Kong!

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    Breadboard  over 5 years ago

    Raise your right hand …. Take off your hat …. Croc Power !

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    jimchronister2016  over 5 years ago

    Does this not remind you of Sarah huckleberry Ha!!!

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    YippiKiAyMofo  over 5 years ago

    I never imagined Heaven being so pretentious.

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    NeedaChuckle Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Priest explained to us kids what Heaven was like. I prefer Hell. Being in Heaven is like being on crack for eternity as I understand it. Not a druggie.

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    Andrew Sleeth  over 5 years ago

    See ya’ there, Jef!

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    wrd2255  over 5 years ago

    Actually there are others there. The cyclists are separated into a room called Smug Heaven so they think they’re the only ones.

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    8ec23d5228da33aa2115003c92d0fe83  over 5 years ago

    Those guys have legs like tree trunks. Also fearless to go out in the middle of today’s drivers.

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    aerotica69  over 5 years ago

    Well now, if the afterlife (ha ha ha) were to be divided into departments, I would be content with Rock’n’Roll Heaven. You know they’ve got a hell of a band.

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    ArtyD2 Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Book of Revolution per minute

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    aimlesscruzr  over 5 years ago

    I am hating cyclists more and more lately. It’s one thing when the pack of them are riding side by side and there are two lanes. But it really burns my a$$ when it’s one lane, they’re riding side by side taking up the whole lane and cars are stacking up behind them with no where to pass, and there is a bike lane that they’re ignoring.

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    Egrayjames  over 5 years ago

    In case of The Rapture…….Parties at my house!!!!

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    Stocky One  over 5 years ago

    That biker looks like a pedalphile…

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    Snolep  over 5 years ago

    I agree with Sartre. Hell is other people.

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    redback  over 5 years ago

    it’s nature’s way of taking them out of the way, so other people can live in peace

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    Popcorn   over 5 years ago

    So,that is the “end” of the “life cycle?” Lol

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    COL Crash  over 5 years ago

    Contrary to the popular opinion, the rapture is an individual experience when we die.

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    aldorod  over 5 years ago

    “Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.”

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    WCraft Premium Member over 5 years ago

    I knew this one would stir up controversy…

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    Cminuscomics&stories Premium Member over 5 years ago

    My preacher says we are in the last days of the Last Days. He was quoting his great grandfather.

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    Holden Awn  over 5 years ago

    The manner in which they ignore traffic and traffic laws here should produce a very steady stream of them to their afterlife destinations, wherever that may be.

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    Cameron1988 Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Jef is a bigger egotistical jerk than Rat. Whoda thunk?

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    cooganm Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Don’t wanna go to heaven; won’t know anyone there.

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    Snoots  over 5 years ago

    bwaahahahahaa. And the sad thing is… this reflects reality.BAD DWAGON!!! (No.. really…)

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    DCBakerEsq  over 5 years ago

    Think of all the people you’ve ever known.

    Now, think of them being in Heaven.

    Still a believer?

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    Leojim  over 5 years ago

    Unfortunately all the cyclists I have met, that is the ones that wear the tighties, they are all arrogant jerks.

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    Altar_Ego  over 5 years ago

    Eschatology; it’s not the end of the world, oh wait, it is…. never mind

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    zeexenon  over 5 years ago

    Not only does he have a numb groin, he has a numbskull.

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    BubbleTape Premium Member over 5 years ago

    i’d rather spend an eternity with a bunch of cyclists in weird spandex gear than christian zealots. plus, as a hetero male, replace fit male cyclist with fit female cyclist and see if opinions change.

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    bobdingus  over 5 years ago

    Funny how vegans and cyclists trigger so much defensiveness.

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    jbruins84341  over 5 years ago

    And will God then perfect the carbon-fiber frames to make them last as long as a steel frame? Oh, wait, even God is bound by natural laws.

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    Charlie Tuba  over 5 years ago

    Good news for me and the LACBC!

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    KEA  over 5 years ago

    Ever notice that anyone planning on going to heaven isn’t planning on leaving any time soon?

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    Bobbers Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Aren’t only natural, organic fabrics allowed in heaven?

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    garysmigs  over 5 years ago

    Cyclists aren’t too bad; they taste a lot like chicken but I suggest pressure cooking.

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    Gamer  over 5 years ago

    Rat wouldn’t go to heaven anyway.

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    Sisyphos  over 5 years ago

    Jef the Cyclist is way too full of himself. Ugh! And, he has been following False Prophets.

    Sassy bicyclists in tight cycling outfits are going to the Other Place!

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    dwkiser28603  over 5 years ago

    I can’t believe that HELL sounds more enjoyable!

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    chris_weaver  over 5 years ago

    Because everyone knows that Jesus Himself rode into Heaven on a ten-speed!

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    neatslob Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Keep on thinking traffic lights and stop signs don’t apply to you and you might get there sooner than you expect.

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    beegwoop  over 5 years ago

    Didn’t he already think he was god, or has he become modest? Answer: he is not modest. He meant when he dies, the rapture will come

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    Totally Not a Killer Dolphin  about 3 years ago

    Don’t worry, Rat. YOU won’t.

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    robertiris  about 2 years ago

    Do clouds make good bicycle lanes?

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    joegee  over 1 year ago

    I hate when I have to agree with Rat.

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