Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for February 15, 2019

I may not be 96, but I can relate to that.

If it’s not #1 then it’s #2

I empty my bladder every morning at 8:00 sharp. I have a healthy BM every morning at exactly 9:30. I just wish I could wake up before noon.

No outta bed just in the morning but several times throughout the night.

Ditto

I refer to this as my Bladder Alarm. Unfortunately, as I’ve gotten older, it goes off at unwanted, god awful hours. And there’s no Snooze button.

I HEAR THAT!!!!

the bladder shall rule overall…nothing can refuse the call of the bladder.

even if you declare a national emergency against the demands of the bladder, you do so at your own peril.

hail bladder, you are the god of my body!

Being of the elderly persuasion myself, all I can say is Amen, brother.

My bladder has gotten me out of bed several times a night for years!

Amen

Really, folks, WAY too much information here. tell it to your doctor. . .

Any morning when you can wake up, get out of bed, and go to the bathroom, in THAT order, it’s a good day.

Electricity and alarms fail from time ti time. but Mr. Bladder—never.

Sleep in.. wear Depends®

When a friend calls you should go, when your boys call you better go, when nature calls you got to go

Truth this… or so a friend told me ! lol

I can relate! LOL!

Only once?….he’s lucky!

When porcelain appears in my dreams, I know I need to wake up.

Someone asked me if I feel old. I said every time I lift my arms.

Bladder alarm

Sometimes more than once.