Reality Check by Dave Whamond for March 17, 2019

Who’ll stop the rain?

Just another forecast I’ll be walking through with the rain in my shoes.

It’s not raining rain, you know, it’s raining violets.

Itsy-bitsy spider . . .

The winds of Thor are blowing cold…

And come December, let it snow, let it snow, let it snow.

After the November rain, look around: leaves are brown and the sky is a hazy shade of winter

When the Purple Rain stops, does it leave a Purple Haze?

I hear New Orleans is Sinking from a Texas Flood.

When does it start raining men?

“Feels Like Rain”.

What?

I said “Looks Like Rain”.

Really?

Yeah – “I Think It’s Going To Rain Today”.

I’d be happy with a little “spring -like” weather.

LOL! Sunshine on my shoulders makes me happy and high.

Sian Welby

Very clever! I, too, was curious about that raining men……might want to stay in the house that afternoon.

I’m staying home. It’s pouring bad puns outside.

There could be some riders on the storm where you could go walkin in the rain with the one you love. Either way, oh how I wish that it would rain. Then raindrops would be falling on my head. I still don’t know why there’s no sun up in the sky… Stormy weather?

You can see blue skies before the storm.

Thunderbolts and lightning, very very frightening.

I’m waiting for the Summer Wind.

And every time it rains, it rains pennies from heaven.

Yesterday it rained in Tennessee. I heard it also rained in Tallahassee. But not a drop fell on little ol’ me, ’cause I was in shu-shu-shu, shu-shu-shu, shu-shu-shu-shu-shu-shu-Sugartown.

I can show you that when it rains and shines, it’s just a state of mind.

Even so, I’ll do my cryin’ in the rain. I don’t wanna sound complainin’, but you know there’s always rain in my heart.

Let a Smile Be Your Umbrella and you’ll find you’re soaking wet.

This is wonderful!