Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for February 07, 2019

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    jagedlo  almost 6 years ago

    Looks like the rowdies are out early today…

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    juncarlo  almost 6 years ago

    It’s not a backward, it’s a strategically planned withdrawal. Planned to survive another day.

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    TexTech  almost 6 years ago

    Well that is certainly a very rude (even if accurate) comment about Rodney.

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    Troglodyte  almost 6 years ago

    Given Rod’s “success rate” in battle, I wouldn’t imagine him to be a very skilful chess player.

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    I don’t know. Like most ‘officers’ maybe he directs the fight from the rear. Probably not though. When you lead Id-iots, it is best not to get in front of them.

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    jpayne4040  almost 6 years ago

    BURN!!!

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    flagmichael  almost 6 years ago

    Knight moves….

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    Doug Taylor Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    Out past the cornfields where the woods got heavy

    Out in the back seat of my ’60 Chevy

    Workin’ on mysteries without any clues

    Workin’ on our night moves

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    Snolep  almost 6 years ago

    Rod and Sir Robin.

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    Mediatech  almost 6 years ago

    If you retreat fast enough you can circumnavigate the Earth and take them from behind.

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    micromos  almost 6 years ago

    I love chess but it’s hard to find opponents.

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    WCraft Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    Zing!

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    comixbomix  almost 6 years ago

    I guess Rodney’s not an emu…

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    Calvin  almost 6 years ago

    TMI!

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    William Bednar Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    One high ranking Russian chess player was once asked what his favorite chess piece was. He reportedly said: “The Knight. I can move in eight different ways, all of them crooked!”.

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    ChessPirate  almost 6 years ago

    And like the knight, Rod can jump over the fighting…

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    Brian  Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    Chess hecklers are the worst!

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    HarveyRichmond  almost 6 years ago

    One ‘simple’ rule that sometimes causes confusion is the rule that the King cannot move into check, that is onto a square on which he could be captured by a piece of the opposite color. A result of this rule is that a king cannot capture the king of the opposite color, because for that to happen the king to be captured would have to have moved into check. A king can capture any piece of the opposite color on any adjacent square, so long as he does not move into check by doing so. I have known people to say that because a king cannot capture another king (a result of the rule, not the rule itself), it is possible for kings to occupy adjacent squares.

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    omkr01  almost 6 years ago

    This is a good one!

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