Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for February 08, 2019

Cats have principles.

That’s animal abuse, Arlo!

Cats only dance in secret. As they watch for Old Ones intrusions and keep them away from us.

Do you want one?

… and then the dog would pee on the carpet from over excitement.

As graceful as cats may be, they are too self-conscious to dance if anyone can see them. I mean have you ever seen how a cat reacts when they have rolled off the couch unintentionally and not land on their paws?

Cats only dance with you when you hold them.

Shoo!

Janis is doing the “Peanuts” dance, nice.

There was an animated movie in 1997 called Cat’s Don’t Dance.

There’s one place cats dance that everyone’s missed or forgotten – on their catnip toys.

Snoopy dancing:

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Dogs live to dance, and sing when the mood moves them!

Cats would rather twine around your legs and trip you.

It’s because dogs have rhythm and cats don’t. They try and act like they don’t care but deep down they know they can’t get down and boogie like a dog can…

When I dance around the house my cats run and hide. come to think of it, so does my wife!!!

Dogs obviously have NO pride.

Ludwig knows to protect his tail.

See, this is what Arlo was talking about yesterday! And y’all thought he meant the Posturpedic Pretzel.