Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for February 16, 2019

Improvised Emollient Dispensers?

As far as Pam is concerned, looks like this joke balmed…

(face balm)

Try those lines at the airport, Brew…

Brewster Rockit is Da Balm!

If he doesn’t, he’s going to get embalmed!

He’s balmy.

These BALMS don’t make BLAMS or go SLAMB. They’re too SMALB. A quote from BSALM 27. (Please don’t hate me. I don’t usually GO OFF like this.) Good thing GoComics doesn’t have a Hate button.

yes! stop before he drops the f-Balm

He has a balmy attitude. Balms for the poor.(Okay, I haven’t had my coffee yet and that’s the best my caffeine-deprived brain can do.)

I say ’ol CHAP, just STICK it!

Steve’s not going to like that!

His lips are gonna need balming in a minute…

Well this comic has balmed

He’s balmy.

Be careful where you say that.

Since there’s only one Brewster, does that make him the Uni-balmer?

She should go to balm Beach before she goes balmy

ka-balm

Brewster is not a mad balmer, and he certainly isn’t an angry balmer. He is just an annoying balmer.

What to do when you’re balmy…

Invasion of the Balmer Snatchers.

That’s our Brewster, trying to smooth things over with his crew.

abalminable…

He’s got 25 balms from A to Z. Most of them are popular, especially his F balm, which was discontinued. Everyone always asks Brewster why he dropped that F balm.

My dogs have been dropping bombs in the back yard all winter…

I’m with Pam – please stop.

I like balm #20.

The Midnight Balmer what Balms at Midnight

He’s a psychotic Swiss mathematician?