Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for February 16, 2019

Tip it over and let’s see what’s for supper…

They both look like they have axes as part of their faces. Weird.

I would buy one just because it came with a proper length cord. Too many appliances with cords shortened for safety reasons are unsafe because the extension cords are undersized for the load.

Canned food again?

trapped 5 of the buggers last year…

First instance of instant pot

Some dishes can’t be cooked in small batches. Nothing beats “carry out” from a 55 gallon garbage can on a hot, humid July evening.

That’s how they cook the chicken that didn’t make it across the road.

Next we’ll test the George Forman Dumpster Diver Grill.

The modern way to ferment food scraps.

Hope it doesn’t burn down the house & kill Jack

Hey, this reminds me of a fun thing we used to do on our church outings sometimes: Garbage Can Dinner!

You take a new, metal garbage can, make a small wooden stand to put in the bottom, then you shuck corn and put the husks in as a bed for the food. Then you fill it up, alternating layers of corn cobs, carrots, potatoes, onions, deli sausage (everybody brought their favourite, mine was Ukrainian farmer’s sausage), pour in a gallon of water, put the lid on and sit it on the campfire for a couple of hours. What fun!

Slow cooker??? I’m sure you meant instant pot. Cartoonists are so not woke.