Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for February 14, 2019

To use a Godzilla reference, Rip’s escaped Kumonga(Cobra) only to be ensnared by Mothra(Breezy). Unfortunately, Rip, you forgot to say no.

It’s about time Breezy showed up.

Now Cobra looks like her old self again.

What, no furious redheaded pounding? That’s one lucky snake.

A situation with dangerous possibilities…….just sayin’

Well Cobra, time for you and Breezy to have a “discussion”, about your designs on Rip." Ka-biting, scratching, hair pulling, etc?

Have we ever seen Rip go “eep!” before?

Ahhhh…there’s the snake woman we all love to hate! We missed you!

Hopefully Lori will show up now. If it weren’t for Fireball I’d say go Rip go.

I say, Rip and Cobra are still married and Breezy only passed off Baby Fireball as Rip’s!

A coworker got caught in bed by wife. After he managed to slip his gun off the nightstand and into the drawer, he said his next thought was how to get both yelling women into his bed.I was always amazed that he lived as long as he has.

You know, I have nothing against Breezy, but I always thought that Cobra was Rip’s soulmate.

We all know you like danger, but a cat fight is a safe place to be.

Rip may kinda like it, but I don’t. I know Cobra isn’t a goody two shoes, but I don’t like her being portrayed in a negative light. I hate it when she’s portrayed as evil or unlikable. (I prefer to think of her as an antihero.) I hate it when people post comments about how much they hate Cobra and they wish she’d get killed. I think it’s stupid how all that character development has suddenly gone down the drain just because the Sheriff ran away. SHAME ON YOU DAN! There had better be some redemption or else!

KA-EEP!

Treacherous Cobra is the most interesting character in this strip.

One long word…threesome!!

If Breezy has her way (and she usually does!), the new sheriff is going to be under a strict curfew.

I can just imagine Sterling Archer meeting Rip. But the end they would be either fast buddies or at each other’s throats.

I know Rip likes danger and explosive situations, but this might be too dangerous, even for him!

Today’s strip brought to you courtesy of Mark Trail – “I’m a happily married man!”

As Joey Styles would say on the original ECW….. CATFIGHT!

Something tells me we haven’t seen the last of the Sheriff. I’m sure he’ll be back sooner or later.