Bad Machinery by John Allison for February 25, 2019

I see the evening’s rugby match has ended.

Imported delinquents.

Champagne tastes and shared chips budget.

A bit low on the scratch, it seems.

I love it—asks to see the wine list and then proceeds to order something else entirely.

I suspect it was a case of the wines being super expensive, or else I think Lottie would’ve gone the distance and tried her luck.

Eating chips with forks? That’ll show the local peasantry how you do things in the big city.

Problem teens indeed.

Do Shauna and Lottie like to read?

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Little city can be so boring. Poor Lottie and Shauna

Maybe SpaceUK chose this town because it’s as lifeless as outer space.

What staggering night life, eh?

Get it? Staggering?

HAHAHAHAHA I had a similar experience in med school. I had found what some had said was the best pub in all of Edinburgh with just a fiver. Good enough for two pints and a plate of chips. The chips were damn good. I made sure to return with money and compliments to the landlord for the good chips.