Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for February 10, 2019

work on shedding those kilograms, Flo, by seriously working out at that gym to which you go with Ruby

“Eight and a quarter stone, pet.”

What do ya wanna bet he comes in low.

@Number Three Today’s strip is a little funny , our Hero Mr Andrew Capp , to compensate for Flo’s short sight vision is thorn between telling Flo’s real weight and loose his beer money or lie and so that he can " borrow" some cash :o) right? my avatar is of our Fav British comedian Rowan Atkinson , because before I go to bed at 10 pm I watch Utube sketches of Mr Bean , how was your day? ours should be calm but busy for Connie doing chores I don’t know how to do , have a nice day pal.

C’mon, Flo. Let Andy weigh in with his opinion!

There are two things about a women a man should always underestimate: her age and her weight…

“I’m not sure. All the numbers are in Chinese.”

“And does this fist make your lips look fat?”

There’s that word borrow again. How many years has it been?

Put on your glasses, Flo. Then subtract five pounds for the extra weight.

and don’t read it backwards.

Divide by two, Andy.

Andy’s got a weighty problem to solve. Reduce the pounds to gain a few ? Or, tell the truth and stay broke ?

“I’m always offerin’ to ’elp Flo lose a few pounds but she never seems interested.”

Aren’t the stairs turned the opposite way from what you see downstairs?

In that case his response will be, “You don’t wanna know”.

I think its that your belly is in the way not your eye sight Rube.

The scale should say,one at a time,please ;)

Reading it upside down will have those sixes turned to nines.

@BiathlonNut.

“Exactly!”

@Kat.

“I don’t ‘ave any ’iniquities’.

I don’t ’ave any savings or investments at all."

…and lie!

It’s funny how our parents taught us to never lie, yet never mentioned that telling the truth can sometimes get you in trouble.

@Kat.

“My last comment was a pun on the word ‘equity’.”

@Kat.

“…and as for my ‘identity’, l am No1! Just ask Flo.”

8.57 Stone, Dear. (120 lbs for us Canadians).

Andrew prostrate before Flo. What a sight.