Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for February 05, 2019

Something’s not Kosher here. Hmm… B^)

ish Meat and F … NOT for me Rabbi

FISH KEY BIBLE

… IF ORAL B AND REACH TOOTHBRUSH WERE TO MERGE?

… ORAL BREACH.

I never did understand sushi.

I wonder what that would taste like. Grilled horse is very sweet and tender, but I’d hesitate to try horse tartare…

Always with the horses.

This looks like on of those circle-the-correct-answer problems from second grade homework. The only problem is, there’s no ‘None of the above.’

Happy Lunar New Year, everyone! Welcome to the Year of the Pig.

Arnold Ziffel. Charmed life.

If you knew sushi like I knew sushi, oy, oy, oy what a goy.

Suggested ad slogan for horse sushi:

“The glue that binds us all ….”

It is what it is.

Pig Yoda, stating the obvious. May the porcine be with you.

BRASS ORCHID… the Frogs were in full bloom for Ground Hogs Day. The tanned bong smokin’ hog saw his shadow after the final in the famous tad pole game. He was down by the water with flippers and snorkels. It may have been under the sun lights that caused this? It may have been clouds of smoke that only he knows if the shadow knows for sure if his sunblocked out the sun. Or those crazy and wild tinted swimmer googles. The weather report will tell the tale…

Today is the start of the Chinese year of the pig and someone has decided that it’s an insult to Muslims and Jews. As if either of them really care.

Something is, and not is, in my opinion, do and go should rhyme. ANYWAY, not all poetry has to rhyme… imagine that, me talking to you, just saying so….

aptain Cody(G Premium Member about 1 hour ago Something is not, and not is, in my opinion, do and go should rhyme. ANYWAY, not all poetry has to rhyme… imagine that, me talking to you, just saying so….

nice lookin’ pork butt

Yes. This is true. Horse mackerel sushi Is Not.

On the other hand (the non-dominant one, it appears), the poorly-drawn pig (thank goodness for flat snouts and curly tails!) Is. —Though a non-Froglandian once famously uttered the key phrase: “It all depends on what the meaning of is is.”

I rest my case, learned legal scholars of the School of Law and Other Tripe at our beloved U. of Froglandia.

Happy Year of the Pig!

Some pig!

An ice age fossil of a frog was found with a cork up his yahoo…

I was remembering the year of the cat. I poured shots of frisky and water.

Oink. It had to be said.