OK, editing time here. Is it chewing gum, the act, which aids memory, or chewing gum the physical substance that does it, presumably by ingestion of some component of the gum itself? I mean, use English guys! ;-}
It’s just amazing that you can just add millions of years to anything and it all works out. It’s such amazing magic. If science and facts disprove a theory you just add millions of years and abracadabra it becomes proof. No science needed. Science: The systematic knowledge of the physical or material world gained through observation and experimentation.
Everything can improve your memory. However, there are lots of things which would be more useful than chewing gum. A math book. A chess board. A good sleep.
Leroy over 5 years ago
Oh yeah, now I remember: It gets stale fast, and you have to find a place to spit it out.
Templo S.U.D. over 5 years ago
I very rarely chew gum. Anybody know why or how it scientifically improves memory?
Leroy over 5 years ago
♫ Birds of a feather Yo Yo tap-tap ♫
♫ All flock together Yo Yo tap-tap ♫
♫ Yo Upon my word it’s the earlier bird gonna catch the worm ♫
♫ But Blue Jay-Z in the house sees it’s the second mouse gets the cheeze ♫
♫ tap-tap ♫
sousamannd over 5 years ago
I was hoping that the phrase “Millions of years” would die off with Carl Sagan. It hasn’t been nor will there ever be a million years. How silly!
jimchronister2016 over 5 years ago
You certainly need a basic education about “The History Of The Universe” for everyone. Written in basic English and other languages as well.
Huckleberry Hiroshima over 5 years ago
“Big deal about the footprints.” ~ T. Rex
El Cobbo Grande over 5 years ago
Huh?….I don’t get that
Indianapolis Smith over 5 years ago
Is it the chewing gum, or the act of chewing gum, that improves your…your…remembering ability?
russef over 5 years ago
I happened to wonder this morning: What will this persons empire look like once his presidency ends? Rats leaving a ship?
WCraft Premium Member over 5 years ago
Great advice! Now if I can only remember where I pu the gum…
facedown1 Premium Member over 5 years ago
It would be interesting to go back the view evidence of the landing site, maybe to put a MAGA hat on the flag staff.
Bill-Bob over 5 years ago
you are nuts!
Stephen Gilberg over 5 years ago
So why is my memory better now than it was back when I chewed gum regularly?
ElGato over 5 years ago
Boy all the comments sure busted his bubble.
ekke over 5 years ago
OK, editing time here. Is it chewing gum, the act, which aids memory, or chewing gum the physical substance that does it, presumably by ingestion of some component of the gum itself? I mean, use English guys! ;-}
Luanaphile over 5 years ago
The Israeli lander will mess up the footprint.
craigwestlake over 5 years ago
It certainly can. Everyone can remember “Get rid of that gum” and “I hope you brought enough for everyone”…
zippykatz over 5 years ago
Chewing gum also promotes homicidal tendencies for the person forced to sit near you.
LukeJavan8 Premium Member over 5 years ago
????
Printer over 5 years ago
It’s just amazing that you can just add millions of years to anything and it all works out. It’s such amazing magic. If science and facts disprove a theory you just add millions of years and abracadabra it becomes proof. No science needed. Science: The systematic knowledge of the physical or material world gained through observation and experimentation.
Spock over 5 years ago
Everything can improve your memory. However, there are lots of things which would be more useful than chewing gum. A math book. A chess board. A good sleep.