Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for March 01, 2019

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    sunrisetrucker  over 5 years ago

    They must have really hated their son

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    pearlsbs  over 5 years ago

    Not much faster. An earthquake might reduce the length of a day by a few microseconds.

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    Templo S.U.D.  over 5 years ago

    How is that 27/28-year-old Swede (whenever his birthday is) doing these days?

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    The Pro from Dover  over 5 years ago
    Oh I thought it was pronounced Simon
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    Marblemouth  over 5 years ago

    Good luck finding one of those name license plate thingies to hang on his tricycle.

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    SpaceBuckaroo  over 5 years ago

    https://xkcd.com/327/

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    Bilan  over 5 years ago

    The teacher must’ve thought the kid was stupid when he said he coudn’t even spell his own name.

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    therese_callahan2002  over 5 years ago

    Should we call that millipede Lola? L-O-L-A, Lola!

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    scpandich  over 5 years ago

    Parents who give their children ridiculous names should be reported for child abuse.

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    Max Starman Jones  over 5 years ago

    They didn’t have enough money to buy a vowel.

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    NeedaChuckle Premium Member over 5 years ago

    He has no problem worrying about identity theft.

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    motaxyle  over 5 years ago

    Can a liquid in itself be painful? Maybe if you drink it, or maybe it’s painful while it secrets it?

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    Nathan Daniels Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Painful to secrete? And who figured out what it tastes like? Maybe it was the kid with the name.

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    J Short  over 5 years ago

    Some years later, Albin went on to kill his parents using a pair of scissors. Both parents had the same number of stab wounds as the number of letters in Albin’s stupid &#@%! name.

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    squiggle9  over 5 years ago

    Lunatics everywhere

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    ChessPirate  over 5 years ago

    I guess they only used that name because Moon Unit and Dweezil were already taken… ☺

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    WCraft Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Drinking cherry soda all of your life is only painful in later years…

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    jless  over 5 years ago

    That’s how they make Cherry Soda, liquefying millipedes!

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    Max Starman Jones  over 5 years ago

    I knew a kid in school was named “7-5/8.” His parents did not know what to name him, so they put a bunch of names in a hat, and that’s the one they drew out.

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    Stephen Gilberg  over 5 years ago

    In seriousness, the point of that name was to protest a naming law. The government would not recognize the name, nor their backup name, “A.” I have not been able to find out what his name is today.

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    zippykatz  over 5 years ago

    So what was his middle and last names?

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    yangeldf  over 5 years ago

    I think when they were typing out the name the guy fell asleep on the keyboard and was just too embarrassed to admit it.

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    chain gang charlie  over 5 years ago

    Great name! That way he would never be drafted – his "Dog tag would have weighed eleven pounds and be three feet long…..

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    craigwestlake  over 5 years ago

    A good bourbon can also make the earth spin faster…

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    Nicole ♫ ⊱✿ ◕‿◕✿⊰♫ Premium Member over 5 years ago

    The good news is that Sweden did not allow that name: https://boingboing.net/2008/02/20/swedish-couple-fined.html

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    Max Starman Jones  over 5 years ago

    They were typing his name and the cat got on the keyboard.

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