La Cucaracha by Lalo Alcaraz for February 06, 2011

Because it’s winter.

Yup, and I’m such an egotist I think Man caused every warming/cooling period ever. Aristotle, you ain’t got nothing on me. You might move the world, but I can cook it.

Ok, one more time. The Earth’s orbit around the Sun is Eliptical not circular. It is not constant, the pattern changes over time. The situation in the weather is due to a cyclical change in the Earths orbital pattern NOT global warming. The problem with the false scientists is that they leave God and faith out of the equation when coming up with their hypothesis. Then they set about experimenting to prove their theory correct rather than seeking the TRUTH.

The true scientists say global warming is fact and I believe it.

The Climategate emails knocked the Warmists off the radar for a while, but they are starting to raise their lying little heads again…through the snow.

The latest Warmist plot is to cover up their failed predictions of no-snow winters while the Chunnel had to be closed for snow drifts, Poles were freezing to death, and snowfall records were broken around the globe. But the Warmists continue to insult us by thinking we are fooled by the switch to Climate CHANGE.

Global Warming was never about science, it was only ever about politics. Al Gore? The United Nations? The EPA? Come on, people!

(As for you God-spouters, you deserve no say on any scientific matter. Neo says “The problem with the false scientists is that they leave God and faith out of the equation”. That sounds exactly like the Muslim scientist I heard say “The problem with Western science is that it leaves no room for the divine.” So e=mc^2 as long as God/Allah/Whoever wills it? The Muslims have an excuse: they never experienced the Enlightenment. What excuse could a Westerner have?)

A long time ago, when men were men and women worn hairy skirts, Wilma burnt Fred’s brontosauraus burger starting a global warming period that ended the ice age. From this, fellow special interest paid scientists, we can cconclude that all global warming is man made. Thank you Mr Gore and here’s your check.

Charlie, I think you misunderstood the point of the elliptical orbit comment. It was that such an orbit produces VARIABLE climate changes throughout the sequence of its orbits. At least that’s the way I read it.