Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for February 26, 2019

Pretty soon he won’t have anything to say and will try to kiss her while she’s sobbing.

BD isn’t the sharpest knife in the drawer…

Boopsie, I think all of the “carefully” part is on your side.

About my comment yesterday…guess I spoke to soon.

To be fair B.D. puts up with Hunk Ra.

Men can be clueless but no one will tell them anything. Being uneducated isn’t a crime, but if you expect them to simply intuit what you want then it probably won’t happen. Tell him what you want.

It’s amazing that Sam ever managed to be conceived with a father who is THAT MUCH of a clueless lunkhead!

It doesn’t matter what he says – he will be wrong.

Proof once again that Men Are from Mars, Women Are from Venus.

It’s the helmet…cutting off blood flow to the brain.

One thing about B.D.‘s attitude: for him, it’s so obviously right that they belong together that it’s hard for him to come up with any reasons. It’s all on an instinctual level for him.

Boopsie – give it up. You’ve improved, he’s still the same clueless dork he always was. Move on.

Men are always going to lose when they try to guess what a woman wants them to say. It’s not BD’s fault. Boopsie should just come out and say what she has learned, and take it from there. But then, that would not be as funny.

I agree with BD. What the crap does she want? I don’t think that all men are clueless. I think that some women are just bad at giving clues. If she can’t just tell him what she wants, she’s the one with the problem.

He has a very low E.Q. non-existent.

I think she was going for an “I’m Sorry” from you, Dingbat.

B.D., start here: “I’m sorry I screwed around with a random officer and forgot all about you.” And mean it. Might help, can’t hurt.