Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for February 23, 2019

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    BE THIS GUY  over 5 years ago

    Sur-Lee

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    SonicFan91  over 5 years ago

    Mario. Seriously, Marios full name is Mario Mario

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    noahproblem  over 5 years ago

    Sir Loin of Pork…

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    DennisinSeattle  over 5 years ago

    Pig Pastis. Pig is his baby, after all. Don’t know if he has a birth certificate, though.

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    library_dean  over 5 years ago

    He must have a birth certificate. How else could sign up for Social Security?

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    GeifuKe  over 5 years ago

    Sir Swine, oh devine.

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    GeifuKe  over 5 years ago

    Are you sir? Yes I’m sur(e).

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    GeifuKe  over 5 years ago

    Fortunately, my name isn’t John John.

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    GeifuKe  over 5 years ago

    And I feel for all those folks whose last name might be Pigh.

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    PICTO  over 5 years ago

    I thought Pig was related to the “father of the scientific method”.

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    jimmjonzz Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Passport office? Let’s play Where is Pig Going?

    I’ll start.

    Ummm… Hamburg? Someone can surely do better than that.

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    Robin Harwood  over 5 years ago

    How can he not know what a surname is? You learn this when you are five, if not earlier.

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    tonypezzano  over 5 years ago

    In Australia you can have only one name. I assume it must be a surname but I may be wrong. My work’s computer does not allow having only one name so you have to enter same name as both given and surname.

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    cdgar  over 5 years ago

    Last Train To Porksville?

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    Breadboard  over 5 years ago

    Why not a hername instead of surname … Croc Power !

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    mjb515  over 5 years ago

    The last name, like Francis Bacon.

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    johndifool  over 5 years ago

    He doesn’t even have a first name, technically speaking. Only the crocs have actual first names (why is that?).

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    Kaputnik  over 5 years ago

    He might be related to the Li’l Abner character Moonbeam McSwine. Of course, she was human, but her pigs might have taken her family name.

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    Nuliajuk  over 5 years ago

    Just use a patronymic, like “Pig Boarson”.

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    F-Flash  over 5 years ago

    When pigs fly.

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    tripwire45  over 5 years ago

    Let’s play “Where’s Stephen Going?” A few days ago, the strip was about traveling to exotic if not dangerous places and now we have a strip about passports.

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    Popcorn   over 5 years ago

    No fear,he is just going to the…Piggley Wiggley!

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    rick1881  over 5 years ago

    Going to England to see “Hamlet?”

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    El Cobbo Grande  over 5 years ago

    Bacon Raton?

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    El Cobbo Grande  over 5 years ago

    Hack his “links” to travel sites!

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    El Cobbo Grande  over 5 years ago

    He might be traveling “Dutch” with Anthony Weiner

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    El Cobbo Grande  over 5 years ago

    I hear he likes to visit Battle sites, like Pork Chop Hill…….okI’m done now

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    El Cobbo Grande  over 5 years ago

    Ok…..maybe one more…..”Gudday mates, Aussie Bob ,hereI’d STY fer some more BUTT, I’m done in”

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    scottartist creator over 5 years ago

    Piggeth? Only if pig is a third-person, singular verb.

    “I pig, thou piggest, he/she piggeth…”

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    B UTTONS  over 5 years ago

    Sir Pig of Bacon

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    jvn  over 5 years ago

    Sir Loin of Pork

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    dukedoug  over 5 years ago

    Vienna (Wiener)

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    Nuke Road Warrior  over 5 years ago

    Sir Jethro de Bodine, Head varlet to the Earl of Clampet

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    harkherp  over 5 years ago

    Pig’s going to Middletown, Delaware County, Pennsylvania, home of Habbersett Scrapple and other fine pork products !!To visit his ancestor’s resting place….

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    chris_weaver  over 5 years ago

    Who knew that only members of the British aristocracy could travel?

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    eddie6192  over 5 years ago

    Sir Dumb Piggeth sounds about right.

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    Zebrastripes  over 5 years ago

    Sir Piggeth Bacon Bitts

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    Sisyphos  over 5 years ago

    Cute. But Pig (no surname; not even a sir-name!) should know that by now. Doesn’t he have a driver’s license? Doesn’t he pay property taxes or income taxes? Hasn’t he ever filled out a census form? Or obtained a library card?

    Pig’s ignorance is almost comical….

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    skipper1992  over 5 years ago

    Well, there was that guy who lived at Charles de Gaulle airport for a few years. When the got him his paperwork he rejected it because he wanted it to reflect his name as “Sir, Alfred” – comma and all.

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    wordsmeet  over 3 years ago

    You’re Pig Pastis!

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