Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for February 21, 2019

Fill that void in your pathetic life by reading comics on the internet, and make comments about how you’re using them to fill the void in your pathetic life only remind yourself that your pathetic life has a void that you tried to fill with comics on the internet and that didn’t really work.

anything ludicrous leads to humility according to Lord Splendid Humility, huh?

We are learning stuff from LSH. Does that not make us feel humble?

Remember syrup sandwiches and crime allowances?

Be humble. Sit down.

No. Not to a horny creature in the shrubbery.

A humble unicorn is very weird. What a Universe that has such creatures in it.

“Look all the creation, it exist before you, and you can’t create something from nothing, feel humble”

All bow down to the glory that is Lord Splendid Humility.

Butts are often the butt of humour but they aren’t silly – we need them.

I can see where he’s going with this, but his methodology needs work. I’m going to hazard a guess that either LSH hasn’t had much experience teaching others to be humble, or it hasn’t been as hard to teach other unicorns to be humble as one would think.

As it says in the Talmud: “If you wish to neglect study of the Torah, opportunities to neglect it will present themselves.”

I never liked my ol’ pal, Hugh Mility—he was just so dang arrogant!

“You only exist in two dimensions, and are surrounded by a black line. Does that not make you feel humble?”

He’s not wrong about butts.

LSH is a humble pain in the butt!

GAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

Re panel 3, nothing is as humbling as a whoopie cushion in church…

Why do you hide?

You are participating in something weird, feel humble isnt the thing i would say to someone

This is sounding more and more like a Monty Python sketch. Makes sense. I’ve imagined LSH sounding like John Cleese. :P