Santa Claus started looking for a job between seasons, the poor man could no longer tolerate that his grandchildren were asking him how much was left for next Christmas.
“Oh, come on, Pops—let little Sally pick the horse this time. She can’t do any worse than your last five ‘sure-fire winners.’ I still say it’s so unfair that the racetrack doesn’t accept bets for last place.”
I definitely need to rewrite this classified advertisement for two grandchildren for sale. Maybe I should lower the price as well because I not getting many responses to the current ad.
all have info, or links that point to more info, about this artist (known has Henry after immigrating to the United States), perhaps in addition to what’s pointed to by the first URL. The last says he had no formal training, which seems remarkable to me, given the skill involved depicting the pages of the newspaper (upside down and backwards); personally, I find much about this painting remarkable (it’s only 16″×13″). This is the first work by him used here.
Again, a larger strip image is shown by clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #2138 (February 13, 2019) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment.
“She reads over my shoulder, is an unrepentant backseat driver, and never orders dessert because she’ll ‘just have a little’ of mine. What I’d give to return to the peaceful days of bachelorhood.”
BE THIS GUY almost 6 years ago
Why men read the newspaper in the bathroom.
Say What Now‽ Premium Member almost 6 years ago
Sven is thinking; “If only there was some kind of pill that would prevent these children from happening.”
Bilan almost 6 years ago
Little girl trying to rat on what her brother did. But mom’s too busy with the Woolworth ads, so she goes to gramps.
juncarlo almost 6 years ago
Santa Claus started looking for a job between seasons, the poor man could no longer tolerate that his grandchildren were asking him how much was left for next Christmas.
Strob almost 6 years ago
“Get a job (sha-na-na-na, sha-na-na-na-na)
Oh, when I get the paper, I read it through and through” to escape this fresh hell!
orinoco womble almost 6 years ago
It looks like a different (and more modern) artist filled in the little girl; totally different style.
Buzzworld almost 6 years ago
“Please hurry and finish. I need it for the outhouse”
jbrobo Premium Member almost 6 years ago
“But grandpa,we can just use google maps on vacation “
jel354 almost 6 years ago
Santa Claus reading about cupid in the tabloids.
TerBer almost 6 years ago
The down side of a young throphy wife.
TerBer almost 6 years ago
Why Karl Marx got into politics.
aerotica69 almost 6 years ago
Grandpa, look. Grandpa, look. Grandpa, look what I can do. Grandpa, look, look. Grandpa! LOOK!
Call me Ishmael almost 6 years ago
“Dammit – another indictment ! It’s a witch hunt ! I’m cancelling the Times, and going with The National Enquirer ! Am I not an ’inquiring mind?”
Huckleberry Hiroshima almost 6 years ago
He’s still there, grampa, he’s still back there behind you with his stinky old frog. Grampa!
Linguist almost 6 years ago
" Damnation ! Can’t a man read his newspaper in peace ? "
Radish... almost 6 years ago
Now he’s looking at the situations vacant
Situations vacant
Just to keep his little mama satisfied
He went and bought the weekly classified
All for peace and quiet’s sake
Then he had to leave the apartment
And sought a less plush residence
And poor Suzy and Johnny had to skimp and save
Just to help to pay the weekly rent
.
Songwriter: Raymond Douglas Davies
Situation Vacant
epaphus8 almost 6 years ago
“Oh, come on, Pops—let little Sally pick the horse this time. She can’t do any worse than your last five ‘sure-fire winners.’ I still say it’s so unfair that the racetrack doesn’t accept bets for last place.”
J Short almost 6 years ago
Why Gerry Garcia was gratefully dead.
rugeirn almost 6 years ago
Wanna buy it? It seems to be for sale. https://www.incollect.com/listings/fine-art/paintings/henry-bebie-the-sun-c-1852-117368.
Indianapolis Smith almost 6 years ago
Ha ha ha! That Garfield! He’s so funny!
Khatkhattu Premium Member almost 6 years ago
I definitely need to rewrite this classified advertisement for two grandchildren for sale. Maybe I should lower the price as well because I not getting many responses to the current ad.
lagoulou almost 6 years ago
Hands off the grapes! I’ve got eyes in the back of my head, doncha know?
Honorable Mention In The Banjo Toss Premium Member almost 6 years ago
“The Handmaid’s Tale,” family-friendly version.
pcolli almost 6 years ago
He was glad he turned his hearing aid off before opening the paper.
mabrndt Premium Member almost 6 years ago
The Sun:
https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Hans_Heinrich_Bebie_-_The_Sun.jpg
has info and links that point to info about this roughly A3 paper size painting.
https://www.the-athenaeum.org/people/detail.php?ID=1042
https://books.google.com/books?id=9jSH20VIOpsC&pg=PA12#v=onepage&q&f=false
http://www.schwarzgallery.com/catalog.php?id=84&sort=alpha&plate=29&menu=1&group=0
all have info, or links that point to more info, about this artist (known has Henry after immigrating to the United States), perhaps in addition to what’s pointed to by the first URL. The last says he had no formal training, which seems remarkable to me, given the skill involved depicting the pages of the newspaper (upside down and backwards); personally, I find much about this painting remarkable (it’s only 16″×13″). This is the first work by him used here.
Again, a larger strip image is shown by clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #2138 (February 13, 2019) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment.
Funny_Ha_Ha almost 6 years ago
The ransom note we posted for these kids came out today.
6turtle9 almost 6 years ago
Every day he check the obituaries, hoping to see his name there.
harkherp almost 6 years ago
In today’s strip, our guest person is Micheal Douglas !!
MissScarlet Premium Member almost 6 years ago
Page 3 always makes me feel inferior.
MissScarlet Premium Member almost 6 years ago
Read me the comics, Grandpa. What’s in Non Sequitur today?
Kind&Kinder almost 6 years ago
While they’re not looking, I’m stealing some of the Quaaludes!
Papared25 almost 6 years ago
“She reads over my shoulder, is an unrepentant backseat driver, and never orders dessert because she’ll ‘just have a little’ of mine. What I’d give to return to the peaceful days of bachelorhood.”
d1234dick Premium Member almost 6 years ago
daddy Farnsworth, checking paper for openings at local orphanages, children are driving him bonkers.
Running Buffalo Premium Member almost 6 years ago
What do I make of this? Why, I can make a hat … or a brooch … or a pterodactyl ….
Andrew Capp almost 6 years ago
“That’s interesting dear. Your horoscope says you can look forward to a couple of additions to the family…
…Gemini!"
rmremail almost 6 years ago
I though all Swedes were supposed to be tall and blond. that woman (girl?) behind Grandpa is decidedly us-blond. She must be a Arab refugee.