Wrong Hands by John Atkinson for February 15, 2019

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member over 5 years ago
    I’m drawing a blank:______
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    Nathan Daniels Premium Member over 5 years ago
    Pound weighs in on hashtag identity crisis.
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    Stocky One  over 5 years ago

    “Colon has problems, examination scheduled.”

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    Stocky One  over 5 years ago

    “Question mark arrives, interrogation ensues”

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    aedra6  over 5 years ago

    OMG, I love grammar jokes!

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    Perkycat  over 5 years ago

    I love grammar jokes, too……….and these are ****great****!

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    P51Strega  over 5 years ago

    Division’s budget slashed.

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    Anya57  over 5 years ago

    I won’t quote you on that.

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    JudyAz  over 5 years ago

    The curved brackets are accused of parentthesplaining.

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    JudyAz  over 5 years ago

    And the ellipsis will just have to wait.

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    Andrew Bosch Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Not to mention the notorious comma splice!

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    cocavan11  over 5 years ago

    Let’s hope that readers, writers, speakers, pupils, students, on-air journalists, and all others with an IQ greater than Tiger Woods’s best PGA round have the wit to realize that “asterisk” rhymes with “disc,” “risk,” and “whisk,” rather than “brick,” “hick,” or “kick.”

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    SweetSinger  over 5 years ago

    OXFORD COMMAS FOREVER!

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