Pickles by Brian Crane for March 05, 2019

It was a Switcheroo!!!

How often do they switch dentures?

I looked for my reading glasses for 3 hours the other day, they were hanging on my collar the whole time.

marriage is about sharing, you know!

I know they have done this in the past. they are being forgetful in their old age.

They switched the glasses, right?

After all, Opal has her pride! god forbid she makes a mistake….=~}

I remember this from an episode of MASH where Radar and Colonel Potter accidentally wore each other’s glasses…

Sort of like walking in the shoes of another …. who had the rose colored glasses ?

There was a time on M*A*S*H when Colonel Potter and Radar accidentally switched glasses.

Opal, go ahead and order those wonderful purple glasses that you’ve been wanting. All knitters like bright colors and I can’t believe you haven’t treated yourself to something spectacular yet.

My wife looked for hers and they were in her hair!…..I did not laugh……I’m not stupid

well mixing our glasses is one thing we haven’t done though I’ve periodically had to help my other half find his

We wear the same strength readers and eventually they all wind up on her dresser or in her car!

Robert Burns once remarked what a gift it would be if we could see ourselves as others see us. Mr. Burns was clearly myopic.

Father Mulcahy and Radar O’Riley did the same thing.

Way too funny. I did pick up my wife’s glasses one day and almost put them on. Wrong shape. LOL

Time to get different frames for each of you, make sure that you each pick different colors and this should not be a problem anymore. :)

One person’s problem is another person’s solution.

Separate glass cases and baskets for each person that’s the key.

That happened to Radar and Col Potter once.

Opal, it’s time get those butterfly glasses so this won’t happen.

My wife’s ears are farther forward on her head than mine, and my eyes are further apart than hers. Don’t ask how I know…

This happened to me a couple of weeks ago. I’m myopic and she’s presbyopic, so her glasses made things even worse than none.

When I was a kid, I’d leave my glasses on the kitchen table, and my grandmother would sometimes put them on thinking they were hers. Then she couldn’t figure out why she couldn’t see very well.

It almost looks like Roscoe is wearing glasses.

Been there, done that … far too many times than I’m going to admit to. :)