A woman was nagging her husband to cut the grass, to which the husband answered, “What do I look like to you? A landscaper?!”
Next time the sink was dripping, she asked him again, “Honey, can you fix the faucet?”
The husband replied, “What do I look like to you? A Plumber?!”
Two days later, a light bulb went out and she begged him again, “Honey, can you change the light bulb?”
His reply was, “What am I? An electrician?!”
A few days later, the husband comes home from work to find that the lawn is cut, the faucet is fixed, the light bulb is changed. Very surprised, he says, “Honey, what happened here?”
The wife replies, “You know our new next door neighbor? He came over and fixed everything.”
The husband says, “Honey, how did you pay him?!”
“Oh, you know,” the wife says, “he told me that I could either bake him a cake or have sex with him.”
Somewhat relieved the husband asks, “Whew, so what kind of a cake did you bake for him?”
The wife replies, “Who do you think I am? Betty Crocker?!”
In the ‘about’ section, it states there are 1,140 followers to ‘The Comic Strip That Has A Finale Every Day’. . . My question, does that mean there are 1,140 live followers and how often do they check in? Blessed all ye who do!
ImDaRealAni over 3 years ago
Who else just continues to check this every now and then hoping for something….
Pickled Pete over 3 years ago
Baked a Cake
A woman was nagging her husband to cut the grass, to which the husband answered, “What do I look like to you? A landscaper?!”
Next time the sink was dripping, she asked him again, “Honey, can you fix the faucet?”
The husband replied, “What do I look like to you? A Plumber?!”
Two days later, a light bulb went out and she begged him again, “Honey, can you change the light bulb?”
His reply was, “What am I? An electrician?!”
A few days later, the husband comes home from work to find that the lawn is cut, the faucet is fixed, the light bulb is changed. Very surprised, he says, “Honey, what happened here?”
The wife replies, “You know our new next door neighbor? He came over and fixed everything.”
The husband says, “Honey, how did you pay him?!”
“Oh, you know,” the wife says, “he told me that I could either bake him a cake or have sex with him.”
Somewhat relieved the husband asks, “Whew, so what kind of a cake did you bake for him?”
The wife replies, “Who do you think I am? Betty Crocker?!”
Pickled Pete over 3 years ago
In the ‘about’ section, it states there are 1,140 followers to ‘The Comic Strip That Has A Finale Every Day’. . . My question, does that mean there are 1,140 live followers and how often do they check in? Blessed all ye who do!
Gent over 3 years ago
The line for tomorrow’s Taco TuesdayTruck begins today. Get in line, folks. First come first serve.
Newzy Premium Member over 3 years ago
Rumor has it, there will be extra large shells this week!