The Comic Strip That Has A Finale Every Day by John "Scully" Scully for October 29, 2021

Identity Crisis

A piece of string walks into a bar and walks up to the counter.The bartender says, “Sorry mate, we don’t serve pieces of string in here, get lost.”

Upset, the piece of string walks out the door. A sudden thought strikes him. He ties himself in a knot and messes his hair up.

He walks back into the bar and approaches the counter. The bartender says, “Oi, aren’t you that piece of string from before…?”

“No,” says the piece of string, “I’m a frayed knot.”

What they don’t tells you is that it’s The Comic Strip That Has The Same Finale Every Day.

Pumpernickel!