A priest offered a Nun a lift. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg. The priest nearly had an accident. After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg.
The nun said, “Father, remember Psalm 129”
The priest removed his hand. But, changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again.
The nun once again said, “Father, remember Psalm 129”
The priest apologized, “Sorry sister but the flesh is weak.”
Arriving at the convent, the nun sighed heavily and went on her way.
On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129. It said, ‘Go ye forth and seek, further up, ye shall find glory.’
Moral of the story: If you are not well informed in your job, you might miss a great opportunity.
Pickled Pete about 3 years ago
Psalm 129
A priest offered a Nun a lift. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg. The priest nearly had an accident. After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg.
The nun said, “Father, remember Psalm 129”
The priest removed his hand. But, changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again.
The nun once again said, “Father, remember Psalm 129”
The priest apologized, “Sorry sister but the flesh is weak.”
Arriving at the convent, the nun sighed heavily and went on her way.
On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129. It said, ‘Go ye forth and seek, further up, ye shall find glory.’
Moral of the story: If you are not well informed in your job, you might miss a great opportunity.
Gent about 3 years ago
They is off to watch a movie today — The Return Of The Giant Frog Creatures From Outer Space.
cor_en_fa about 3 years ago
Hey, Pickled…speaking of “confused”. But I don’t think present-day proper pronoun protocol has anything to do with it.