The Comic Strip That Has A Finale Every Day by John "Scully" Scully for November 16, 2021

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OSGOOD’S RECIPE FOR THE PERFECT MARRIAGE (Final edition)

1. Beauty fades, and so will your eyesight. It all evens out.

2. Memorize these replies fellas, “I understand” and “You’re right.” These simple words may save you much agony.

3.If you want your wife to listen to you, then talk to another woman: she will be all ears.

4. And above all, never go to bed angry. Stay up and fight all night.

Today’s they’re off to… Well, you knows what day is today… And you knows what’s on the menu…

Whichever GC employee decided to allow these must have a really good sense of humor…