The Comic Strip That Has A Finale Every Day by John "Scully" Scully for November 28, 2021

Pious Customers

There is a street corner where hookers wait around to be picked up. On a light post nearby a parrot is hanging around. As he watches he says, “Same old hookers, same old clients”

This is bad for business so one of the hookers get mad at the parrot and throws a rock at him. He falls down onto the ground. The next morning a nun is walking and sees the parrot. She picks him up and takes him back to the cathedral to fix him up. A couple of days later the parrot has fully healed. He flies out of a window and up onto the top of the church.

He looks out at all of the nuns gathered in the yard and he excitedly says, “New hookers!” He looks at the priest and bishops and says, “Same old clients”

…and so, they’re off to vacation in their living room again.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO